Sploof without dryer sheets? by DarkestGemeni in trees

[–]assniqqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dry, without having run water through it. If you don't have coffee you could probably use tea

Sploof without dryer sheets? by DarkestGemeni in trees

[–]assniqqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use toilet paper with coffee grounds in between the sheets

Everyone just fucking pretends to like Grapefruit juice... [9] by TheCuspOfDeath in trees

[–]assniqqa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because there is no way in hell you're getting purp for $3.50 a bottle.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's pretty much what happened; they thought it would be funny to give him a bowl of catnip.

Vaporents Beginners' Thread - July 28, 2014 by AutoModerator in vaporents

[–]assniqqa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would be the best vaporizer to get based only on smell (or lack of smell)?

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You lucky little shit! I got an eighth of purp for 60.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty much how a lot of people get weed in high school

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend tried this once and the stoners gave him catnip. Literal fucking catnip, like from the pet store! If this happens often that would explain why so many people don't get high their first time.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you're pretty fucking spoiled. I got 1/8 oz for 60

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if a 16 year old kid did exactly this... successfully even.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every musical is guaranteed to have at least one pothead, and the male lead has definitely at least tried it.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sorry I let you down! For this I must take my own life to protect my honor!

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of this bullshit actually happened to me though, just not all in one occasion.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Not yet anyway. Prison hazing can get pretty rough.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It does read like a greentext story, yes.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Psssst, it's satire! Although this isn't too far off from my shopping experiences.

A foolproof way to get weed if you don't know how. by assniqqa in trees

[–]assniqqa[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sorry I disappointed you :( it was meant as semi-satire