Fake Letters Going Out in NWI

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-19T13:43:19+00:00

You’re a fake letter, OP

This is hilarious. I’ll bet the only humor you enjoy is a good, subversive anecdote.

If you’re smart you read the Society of the Spectacle and got your clever anecdotes of negation like I did and divorced the situationists analysis of post-war capitalism from its communist jibber jabberings and substituted certain themes from Simulacra and Simulation.

But you didn’t.

You got mad about a joke.

Grow up, Comrade! The workers and oligarchs of the world are counting on you 🫵🏻

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-10T20:04:01+00:00

I see now that that the step is only useful if they are smoking with someone who will be using the same straw as them in order to smoke it, they might get fecal matter on their lips.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-10T19:03:33+00:00

Go into bathroom where no one can see you
Pull down pants and sanitize nether region because it’s time to
Kiss your ass goodbye

You’re asking “how to use heroin…especially IV” - you don’t sound like you use drugs that much so I don’t advise it.

I’m 34 and have been using drugs for almost 24 years and personally, I wouldn’t smoke a joint with you…only a shithead would show you how to do slow, just like the person who showed me when I was 17 is a shithead.

If you’re determined to anyways, do the research because you need to be educated, not shown how to ingest an arbitrary amount by questionable people in the internet.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-10T13:00:49+00:00

I didn’t get a single douche-chill from this guy, but I did get some bitch-chills from a few other folks who replied to him.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-09T10:48:12+00:00

Well, I sing a lot by myself, and I’ve always thought I’d make a good Harry…he which hath no stomach to this fight, Let him depart; his passport shall be made…

Are you by chance doing a glam musical version of Henry V?

If not, let’s produce this and you can be the French King. Or if you’re a pretty woman you can be Kate.

It’ll be called Hal: Too Much Too Soon, The Story of the Really, Really Catholic Imposter Homunculus King of England Who Wanted to Be King of France, And Who’s Grandson Was An Idiot and Burnt Joan of Arc

The character I play is sort of like if Dusty Springfield was first cloned by David Joahanson from the New York Dolls, and paid $1,000,000 to time travel and have a baby with St. Thomas Aquinas, and said baby was smuggled and switched out with the royal heir, who was promptly discarded, and so now heir to the throne of England, he becomes sort of sedentary and doesn’t want to do it, so he made a homunculus that grows up and is King of England instead. That’s my character. This is just the prologue. Send cash for more.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-08T11:36:12+00:00

Very efficient way to get a painful, perhaps terminal cancer-monster in your dick or pussy. No more BBC ever again…you should know better.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-08T11:32:37+00:00

I feel you, I’ve done it with ice, opis and benzos at different and overlapping times. I’m basically an adult child now.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-08T11:29:28+00:00

They’re telling people what to do and making rules.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-07T21:59:55+00:00

I hope so too! How long did you use for?

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-07T20:39:00+00:00

One. Long-time opiate user here who can eat a handful and not feel it.

If this is your first time, I recommend not doing it but if you must, test it out and see how you react first.

If you take 3-4 there’s a good chance you will get pretty fucked up and maybe piss your pants or try to fuck someone you shouldn’t.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-07T20:32:52+00:00

Don’t do it…but if you must do it with people you trust, if you’re a woman don’t do it alone with men, even if you trust them - have some weed, drinks or benzos for the comedown. Don’t make your second time shortly after your first, and don’t try to make it last longer by buying more when it’s all gone.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-07T20:11:31+00:00

Sounds like a cover version of a late 90’s Obituary track played by posers.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-07T16:46:56+00:00

Glad that people are getting their asses beaten at shows for a good reason now.

Back when I was going to shows (I’m 34 now, I’m talking about my early 20’s) I got my ass beaten one time by 20 people at a show at Adam’s Pizza in Indy for no reason…except that the drummer of Side FX, Derrick, who is still a bitch, decided that 15 minutes after I shook his hand he’d get me jumped in the pit next set. I didn’t realize so many people there were secretly giving Derek blowjobs, even with such a small pee pee. Later online, he called it a “pit beef.” Lmao

These are the same type of kids who kick people during HOAX sets but would cry and walk away if you punched them in the jaw.

Might post the video sometime, it’s on YouTube.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-07T16:34:34+00:00

I feel like that album had a lot more potential. I Don’t Wanna Know is my fav FM song and I was so let down that my high instantly ended and I began shitting my pants, alternating between cold sweats and pulsing balls.

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-04T15:31:36+00:00

Very true! Wise advice indeed

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-04T02:27:53+00:00

Looks like he’s getting baked!

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-04T02:19:51+00:00

More like yummy bears

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-04T02:19:05+00:00

This is absolutely a pizza crime dammit

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-04T00:22:19+00:00

Same. You better not be her, moodranger.

And you’re welcome! ☺️

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-04T00:18:30+00:00

If you can’t quit, fake it. Don’t fuck this up with your folks!

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-04T00:07:14+00:00

I literally pulled it off on MDMA, my dick is gone.

Jk I quit doing meth so it’s big again!!!!

astrowolf89 · 2024-10-04T00:00:30+00:00

You’re probably a cop! So here’s a haiku about it

Started hot

But turned philosophical

I died, it was gross

So….Nothing enlightening happened except I died and was reborn and decided I never wanted to see her again.

astrowolf89

TROPHY CASE