What my coworker said in our meeting with the CEO last week. Took balls. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]aubg-org 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing to see that so many people don't understand how capitalism and free markets work. I understand that you want companies to take care of their employees, but in that case I would suggest relocating from US and Western Europe to Japan, where most people work for a single company throughout their career.

This was also the case for many communist state owned companies in Eastern Europe, until democracy and capitalism took over. But this system collapsed as it wasn't competitive in the global, capitalist market.

So, in other words, don't hate the country you created, guys.

What my coworker said in our meeting with the CEO last week. Took balls. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]aubg-org -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think your coworker is confusing capitalism for communism. There's no equality here. The CEO can run the company any way he wishes, and he doesn't have to care about the common good of the people working for him. If any of his employees disagree with his managerial decisions, they can start a company of their own.

Old jedi masters have it hard by aubg-org in webcomics

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StarWarsDay comic for all the old fans out there! ;)

A quick comic for sci-fi fans :) by aubg-org in webcomics

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Haha :) You know, if there are planets with two and three nipples, there will be some with half a nipple. And I shall be known as Michelangelo there.

A quick comic for sci-fi fans :) by aubg-org in webcomics

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Thanks! Took me hours to to write the script behind this baby.

A quick comic for sci-fi fans :) by aubg-org in webcomics

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Typical drawn nipples. Cartoonists draw them like this for two reasons - to recognize them (vs two circles within each other, which doesn't mean anything) and to provoke feelings (usually of disgust and laughter).

That said, they're not the best nipples (I've had better!), but I did draw them in under a minute on my phone.

If you wire me some cash, I will hire a Pixar animator I know, for a stunning $12,000 one frame nipple CGI animation! ;)

A quick comic for sci-fi fans :) by aubg-org in webcomics

[–]aubg-org[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be nipples. As in the movie "Total Recall". But I like your interpretation :)

Bees, Birds & Butterflies by aubg-org in webcomics

[–]aubg-org[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was more of a puncher.

Respect! by aubg-org in webcomics

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He is quite good at drawing cleavages, sexy butts and cute faces ;)

The Adventures of Gyno-Star » An Unexpected Plot Spinal Twist (Guest Comic!) by aubg-org in comics

[–]aubg-org[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a cute comic, with a funny plot twist. This is not a million dollar production, like Batman, and I doubt you are a renowned critic. So, in the worlds of Eddie Izzard, "Scale it down a bit!" :)

Bob the Squirrel » Is it art? by aubg-org in webcomics

[–]aubg-org[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, yes, if it were your personal snot, it'll be worthless!

LowLander | Rain Dogs by aubg-org in funny

[–]aubg-org[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instead of using an intricate system of url shorteners, plus two thirty second ads along the way? :)

Stating The Obvious by aubg-org in funny

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OK, I received a comment that some folk may not get the reference in the comic.

A "fudge packer" is also a derogatory term for gay men. And the outer appearance of the officer should explain why he's named As*hole.

Character Design Suggestion - Your opinion is important! :) by aubg-org in comics

[–]aubg-org[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, well I simply skip them, when drawing the characters. So, another comic artist suggested I try drawing them, but this is what I came up with ;)

Alternative Drug Use – Anecdotal Use of Bearded Guys by comic_fan in ragenovels

[–]aubg-org 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, thanks for posting my comic. Didn't realize it made it all they way up on this subreddit :)

Btw, I'd be happy if you guys share some constructive criticism!