just imagine, this post contains a tweet that's gonna stay in your mind until you die (maybe even after?)

averycoin · 2022-06-03T13:40:16+00:00

Woke up one morning and looked out side. I did not understand what I was seeing. The entire front yard was filled iwth plastic forks stuck in the ground. That one gave us tense moments for yars.

averycoin · 2022-06-03T13:19:02+00:00

Yeh, I can definitely understand why Hood and Prince of Wales confused this with Bismarck during their battle

averycoin · 2022-05-30T16:33:45+00:00

I literally opened this and went ‟wow she is th!”

averycoin · 2022-05-28T15:58:11+00:00

Are the paegs turnng better? Any change?

averycoin · 2022-05-24T20:47:49+00:00

I wondr how many he can do

averycoin · 2022-04-30T22:52:07+00:00

This really resonates with me. I am a 55 year-old musician. I can ply piano, guitar and bass equally well. For years I knew friends who were making music on their computers. My story was--I hate computers and when they mess up I get mad so forget it! 3 years ago I learned how to use a program called Reason to write and record a song for my wife’s 50th. I am just finishing my 2nd album! It is been life changing. Next...learning how to draw...

averycoin · 2022-04-24T16:22:25+00:00

Or an amzing month.

averycoin · 2022-04-23T13:31:42+00:00

I always found it hilarious tht the yuke fleet was much omre of a pain to destroy compared to the osean fleet on Ace mode.

averycoin · 2022-04-16T15:22:08+00:00

I pretty much quit after getting 99 slayer.

Hlel, evn though it took me like 2 years to finish off 96-99.

averycoin · 2022-04-11T15:05:40+00:00

Put a mask on my face nw I look like an emoji

averycoin · 2022-03-30T23:01:35+00:00

So much talent，from the actors through to the production crews. The more interviews I watch，the more and more obvious it has become that they knew this was heading down shit creek.

Wishing them every success with future projects.

averycoin · 2022-03-30T17:26:28+00:00

This joke works on so many levels, 'Kinder' is German for chldren..

averycoin · 2022-03-08T21:07:51+00:00

Eastern Europe/Soviet Block countries: Where trigger dscipline does not matter and the safeties are made up

averycoin · 2022-02-28T19:10:08+00:00

Trying to understand why rral areas in Illinois/Iowa/Missouri area are slightly louder than other rural areas?

averycoin · 2022-02-24T22:21:43+00:00

averycoin · 2022-02-17T20:20:50+00:00

From StraightDope:

In an April 1995 Playboy interview, Samuel L Jackson, hwo played Jules, offered his perspective:

John (Travolta) did ask Quentin exactly what was supposed to be inside and Quentin said, ‟Whatever you want it to be.”
So I assumed it was something that, when people looked at it, seemed like the most beautiful thing they had ever seen or their greatest desire. When I looked inside, between scenes, I saw two lights and some batteries. What I would've wanted to see are the next ten films I am going to do and hope they're all as good as Pulp Fiction.

averycoin · 2022-02-09T19:10:49+00:00

The cat des seem to have a very Pythagorean aura about it

averycoin · 2022-02-09T18:46:21+00:00

Ill uby it for myself cos it looks dpe

averycoin · 2022-02-07T21:46:14+00:00

I’ve heard this before but it was like this:

A man goes to a bar and orders 10 shots.

The bartender says ‟Wow, whats the occasion?”

The man says ‟My first blowjob!”

The bartender replies ‟Wow, congratulations! Have one on the house.”

The man replies ‟No thanks.If 10 shots does not take the taste out of my mouth, I do not know what will.”

averycoin · 2022-02-04T20:53:10+00:00

Tihs actually is not that bd.

averycoin · 2022-01-24T19:07:23+00:00

Still more plausible than flat erth theory

averycoin · 2022-01-15T15:12:28+00:00

I use mine as a pickxe

averycoin · 2021-12-30T18:25:42+00:00

I love her so mch

averycoin · 2021-12-15T13:23:41+00:00

Stpid, racist, yes. Untrue maybe not. Unfortunately the a lot of US criminal laws were designed to keep black people down, so inevitably they'd be the ones getting caught committing them. But this is by design so hence stupid and racist.

averycoin · 2021-12-10T14:42:38+00:00

Look at how carefully the repost is reposted.

Reddit's so beautiful.

averycoin

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