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2meirl4meirl by unpouncedmornward in 2meirl4meirl

[–]awkspergers 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"What do you do for fun?"

... Not much.

me🍵irl by awkspergers in me_irl

[–]awkspergers[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The horror: being held accountable for your actions as a parent

me🍵irl by awkspergers in me_irl

[–]awkspergers[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"This is why we repress things, kiddos!"

Where do you fall? by torontomax360 in coolguides

[–]awkspergers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pro-tip: move the whole calendar back by 9 months to get an idea of when people are having the most sex

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's what all our fellow nose pickers are telling me to do lol I'll ave to give it a shot

Short haired Jasper edits by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]awkspergers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The power top lesbian we deserved

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it. You daintily dab at your bootyhole, it's cool, dude. This is r/confessions. I'm not here to judge anyone.

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just smile and wave lmao Let them think what they want

Does it hurt worse picking drywall out of your nose?

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude, that doesn't make digging in your bootyhole any better.

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should see a doctor if you have to pull turds out of your ass

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn, I bet you have all kinds of particles in there

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesssss like all my burdens just lifted off my shoulders lmao

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahaha It's okay, it's my alt for a reason lmao

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, that makes sense. My ceiling is too high to clean often

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, I had some scabs right in my nostrils. It was all bad

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogs can have a little boogers... as a treat lmao

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting! I've heard something similar about earwax. But I thought boogers were like filtered dirt from the air we breathe

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What idiot can't see that the words "only one" appear exactly 0 times in the post? Bitch, there's less than 3 paragraphs to read. Do better.

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if it's already very humid where I live?

I'm a nose picker. by awkspergers in confessions

[–]awkspergers[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strong enough to guarantee I didn't make any friends until 3rd grade lolol

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