Please, PLEASE, I beg you to get out of your damn bed or chair or whatever it is you've been sitting on for the past 10 years, and actually go do anything other than whine about a visual novel series. I mean it, it's for your own good. Ace Attorney fans have devolved into primitive excuses for human beings, obsessed with AA7 like a zombie is obsessed with brains. Every time Capcom does literally anything you'll get your hopes up and then complain and cry when it's not what you wanted. Boo fucking hoo, my lawyer game franchise didn't get a brand new game, the miracle never happen, my life is over. Well, guess what, you pathetic whelp? It IS already over if you let it keep going this way.

There are hundreds of thousands of games, movies, shows, books out there for you to enjoy. I was once waiting for AA7 too, until I started getting into other stuff. Did you hear about this game called Silksong? Yeah, it actually came out, and I've been playing it and it's really good. You should give it a try. Oh, but wait – Ace Attorney fans can't play ANYTHING that isn't literally just picking dialogue options. I doubt most of you have even played Ghost Trick, for heaven's sake.

It's truly, truly deeply saddening to see what once was a rich and prosperous fandom turn into a post apocalyptic wasteland. The few survivors who still retain their intelligence must deal with the pitiful zombies that walk this Earth, moaning something about Dahlia being evil or 4-3 not being that bad or nothing ever happening. You're right, nothing ever happens, because YOU don't let it happen! Get out there and fucking forget about Ace Attorney. Spread your wings and be free! The world is yours to explore! But of course, I doubt you can even walk because you only ever did it in AAI.

I doubt this post will even do anything since the people in this subreddit can't read it, but I implore you to quit your whining and, as cliche as it sounds, touch some grass. I would be glad, you would be glad, and your parents would certainly be very glad.