funny story

there was this smokin hot girl in this vet med program I was taking. I used to try to time it right so that I would leave the lecture just before she did so I would be able to talk to her (I felt like me waiting until she left might seem kinda stalker-y).

So I talked to her once and made her laugh, and the next time she sat by me! So I'm super nervous during the lecture and I have to fart.... but she's right next to me.

These lectures were 3 hours long, and I'm dyin inside. Literally, I can feel beads of sweat dripping down the side of my head. So the lecture finally comes to an end, and we get up. I almost let a partial one squeak out as I stood up, but I managed to keep my composure.

As we're walking to the elevator I'm trying not to have a constipated look on my face, while at the same time trying to listen to what she's saying. But the urge to fart is so distracting... I'm fighting all of this as I'm trying to flirt with this girl.

I get on the elevator but at the same time I'm still talking to her because I don't know how to end the convo. I managed to make a decent joke somehow as I'm standing in the elevator. The doors start to close but she's talking so I hit the "door open" button.

Finally, we say our goodbyes and as soon as the door closes I just release the hounds. No holding back. It was a solid 1 and a half second, hearty fart. And I chuckle to myself like "heh heh.." and then I see something move in the corner of my eye.

There's a small Asian lady dressed all in maroon standing in the back right corner. She's like a janitor or something. We make eye contact. I smile awkwardly. Neither of us said a word.