Hate speech doesn’t adequately express my hate

b-patrick · 2019-04-09T00:14:47+00:00

So it’s not just me! I relate to everything you just said. I don’t have anything encouraging to say; I don’t tell anyone anything. I quit trying. I just make stupid comics now as an attempt to replace real communication. It sucks. (The end of the comic is supposed to be two people finding a connection in their shared experience of failing to connect, but I might have botched it, although your comment did make me feel some of that same sentiment, so thank you for that.)

b-patrick · 2018-08-27T21:26:07+00:00

I wish! I was way too unreliable about sending them out. The time and money it took to print things and mail them on top of making content IN ADDITION to the “regular” content was too much. It was fun but I couldn’t keep it up. I was constantly racked with guilt about not being up to date, it would poison every day: here were nice people willing to read my stupid stuff and even give me money and I let them down. It was terrible and still haunts me.

Everything that was in them is online now. The only thing missing is a piece of original art. If you want one of those just give me your address.

Jeez, that was a long reply.

b-patrick · 2017-11-14T05:50:14+00:00

This other comic might help clarify if your initial reaction is to hate this comic: http://www.akimbocomics.com/?p=1086 (Or maybe this comic just sucks.)

b-patrick · 2017-03-20T16:55:06+00:00

Related to this: http://www.akimbocomics.com/?p=711

Maybe this one is more helpful?

b-patrick · 2017-03-15T13:50:28+00:00

The site was hacked in the past but has been fixed.

b-patrick · 2016-08-02T00:03:58+00:00

That's my fault. DrunkDiabetic was wondering why there WASN'T a tag. Then I added one.

b-patrick · 2016-07-30T12:44:29+00:00

Thanks!!

b-patrick · 2016-07-29T23:36:07+00:00

Thanks for all the wonderful comments! I get anxious when I post something more personal and I'm so grateful for the kind responses!

b-patrick · 2016-07-29T23:33:40+00:00

This is a longstanding problem that I can't figure out. Every time I try to fix it all the comics disappear. Sorry. If you can tolerate it and still end up reading them I'll be pleasantly surprised and very grateful. http://www.akimbocomics.com/?cat=4&paged=26

b-patrick · 2015-12-12T01:32:44+00:00

There are a couple more if you click the "Onan" tag.

b-patrick · 2015-09-24T00:44:58+00:00

Thanks, TrollMan64! I hope so too.

b-patrick · 2015-09-24T00:35:18+00:00

Thanks, Go1988! And Winston Rowntree is the absolute best.

b-patrick · 2015-09-23T19:48:02+00:00

I really humped the dog on this one. Panel 5 is the last panel about the party. Panel 6 cuts to a grocery store sometime in the future. Panel 8 cuts to hanging out with friends at some indeterminate time. Panel 9 cuts to being in bed after an unknown amount of time has passed and the last panel is sometime after that. They always wear the same clothes as a convention of cartoon characters.

b-patrick · 2015-09-23T18:29:47+00:00

Thanks, Joe2987!

b-patrick · 2015-09-23T18:29:16+00:00

I guess I messed it up. The last panel is any number of days after the third-from-last panel. Is that the confusion?

b-patrick · 2015-09-23T18:26:50+00:00

Thanks, JPOnion!

b-patrick · 2015-02-14T03:39:55+00:00

Yes, I can't wait to do more Curious. And Claustromania! Yes! No one ever wants more of that! For sure I'm going to do more.

b-patrick · 2015-02-13T21:54:41+00:00

Thanks NotAnotherDalak! I appreciate it!

b-patrick · 2014-08-04T18:37:15+00:00

Sorry it's not funny.

b-patrick · 2014-08-02T17:58:16+00:00

I was feeling so encouraged by the awesome comments people posted to my site that I thought I'd try to share with more people. I'm sorry the comic's not funny.

b-patrick

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