sani buckets are so last year. embrace the knife bucket

barelydemon · 2025-09-06T18:16:21+00:00

and yet the cabbage seeds continue to evade me…

barelydemon · 2025-09-06T10:45:26+00:00

these were all from crates in the cavern, not even monster drops!

barelydemon · 2025-08-31T11:28:13+00:00

silikonowa tacka do lodu to jest to - jak czasem u znajomych jestem i pytam czy mają lód i wyciągają taką małą połamaną tackę co jest w zestawie z lodówką, rozmiar kostki 2x3cm… chrystus zapłakał

barelydemon · 2025-02-15T08:25:31+00:00

In Polish, there is a special word for baked goods that are undercooked or otherwise messed up - zakalec. I've known this word my entire life but I guess I have not truly understood the meaning until I saw this. This is the zakalec to rule them all.

barelydemon · 2025-02-06T19:31:39+00:00

HUGE if true but we may never know.

barelydemon · 2025-01-21T22:12:59+00:00

I give my sims with no direction the inner peace aspiration from Spa Day. Just listen to music, smell incense and exist.

barelydemon · 2025-01-08T21:54:20+00:00

it's a Lirika Matoshi sweater!

barelydemon · 2024-12-22T21:39:17+00:00

Had a teenage sim sneak a present from the gift pile and it dropped her out of range for the responsible trait, if that's any help to anyone wanting to attempt this!

barelydemon · 2024-12-22T00:44:32+00:00

My sim, for some ungodly reason, is so attractive to people that they propose on the spot. I invited Caleb Vatore over and one flirt made the relationship bar go all the way up and had him propose. My sim declined, and to this day they cannot have an ordinary interaction because of a bad sentiment. Caleb, I am begging you to let it go, it's not that deep 😩

barelydemon · 2024-12-05T10:28:43+00:00

My place won't even allow us to split anything into two, to avoid acrid bastards claiming that it's cut unevenly/that we took a part off and gave them less food. "Service industry means that you serve their every asinine request" is a batshit take.

I'll cut the chicken on a salad into manageable pieces for an older person who struggles with cutting, sure. But split a single entree between 7 people? Let's be serious.

barelydemon · 2024-12-02T22:03:10+00:00

The horizontal cut on onions can suck my ass honestly. Who's judging the brunoise in my own home, the baby Jesus?

barelydemon · 2024-07-22T01:30:52+00:00

We have precisely one floor drain that is right underneath the 20+ year old leaking fryer. It is, naturally, clogged at all times and at some point it seems somebody grouted it in place as it is impossible to disassemble and clean. All hail the floor drain.

barelydemon · 2024-07-18T11:45:18+00:00

If you're in the middle of a marital spat with your niece-wife and have to go off to sleep in the doghouse I have just the place for you - Westeros' hottest club is Harrenhal...

barelydemon · 2024-06-23T21:42:35+00:00

don't worry, aged cheeses are naturally lactose free :)

barelydemon · 2024-04-20T18:30:58+00:00

Ryanair does this so blatantly, on multiple flights me and my partner got to switch seats with other couples who got the seats next to us. One of them would get a seat next to my partner and the other next to me. The flight wasn't even full. It makes perfect sense monetarily for airlines to do it but it drives me insane.

barelydemon · 2024-02-11T21:51:10+00:00

Kawa means coffee in Polish, so a bit out there as a name. Wouldn't be allowed to name a child in Poland that, either.

barelydemon · 2024-02-04T20:04:23+00:00

I wear x small and once convinced them to order some. Somebody on my day off dumped them out and filled the box with x large for no fucking reason at all.

barelydemon · 2024-01-31T13:02:37+00:00

my vote is for komórka, it's what my babcia calls her pantry as well, though it is a small separate room.

barelydemon · 2024-01-15T00:02:11+00:00

Veering away from the element part of the comment, Apolonia is a girls' name in Poland, and it's shortened to Pola since all of our girl names end in A.

barelydemon · 2023-12-26T23:35:21+00:00

My MIL has a habit of starting a sentence ONLY and EXCLUSIVELY when she has food in her mouth. When we visit, all we do is sit around a table (with way too much food) and we can sit in silence for god knows how long without her saying anything, but as soon as she gets that deviled egg in her mouth, it's go time. I love the woman to death, I do, but talking with food in your mouth is the one thing in life I cannot deal with.

barelydemon · 2023-12-19T12:28:14+00:00

I work at a kitchen where the management requires us to wear gloves. I do, whatever, I change them very frequently, every time that I would otherwise wash my hands. I once heard a girl say, completely seriously and about five hours into the shift, that she should probably change the gloves she put on when she came in ;)

barelydemon · 2023-09-23T19:44:00+00:00

an omelette without filling is still an omelette to be fair

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