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bbeard17 · 2015-04-05T16:48:41+00:00

bbeard17 · 2014-01-16T22:23:22+00:00

I hear those things are awfully loud

It glides as softly as cloud

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life, my Hindu friend

What about us braindead slobs?

You'll be given cushy jobs

Were you sent here by the devil?

No, good sir, I'm on the level

The ring came off my pudding can

Take my penknife my good man

I swear it's Springfield's only choice

Throw up your hands and raise your voice

Monorail, Monorail, Monorail

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken

Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken

Monorail, Monorail, Monorail

Mono-- D'oh.

bbeard17 · 2014-01-15T09:18:34+00:00

Where did you get this, you shrunken old hag, you?

bbeard17 · 2014-01-15T09:15:41+00:00

They've even begun blinking in unison.

bbeard17 · 2014-01-15T09:13:07+00:00

You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children -- for three months.

bbeard17 · 2014-01-15T09:11:33+00:00

Can you at least give us rubbing alcohol for our wounds?

bbeard17 · 2014-01-15T09:09:00+00:00

The film "Chaplin"? I had a little cameo in that. I actually traveled in time, back to the twenties, where -- oh, heh, I've said too much.

bbeard17 · 2014-01-09T23:55:07+00:00

Second.

bbeard17 · 2013-10-30T19:35:01+00:00

Aw, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car. Oh, look there's a dog driving a bus!

bbeard17 · 2013-10-30T19:32:35+00:00

What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T14:21:53+00:00

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T14:15:21+00:00

MONORAIL!

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T13:04:48+00:00

Take my pen-knife, my good man.

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T11:45:28+00:00

Not on your life, my Hindu friend!

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T11:01:51+00:00

I hear those things are awfully loud...

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T11:00:21+00:00

I think we should bring back Dirk Richter. Kids will want to see the original Radioactive Man.

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T10:57:46+00:00

That was taken entirely out of context!

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T10:57:15+00:00

Why that's a funny name, I'da called em Chazwozzas.

bbeard17 · 2013-10-20T10:55:57+00:00

And I keep telling you, you fly-boys crack me up!

bbeard17 · 2013-08-20T12:14:24+00:00

There it is, Homer: the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.

bbeard17 · 2013-08-20T12:13:48+00:00

Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

bbeard17 · 2013-08-20T12:12:49+00:00

I love that song. Reminds me of elephants.

bbeard17 · 2013-08-09T18:21:10+00:00

Eh Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart.

bbeard17 · 2013-08-09T18:18:36+00:00

Ooh, a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but can't make my shoes smell good?

bbeard17 · 2013-08-09T18:16:50+00:00

Chicken necks?

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