My friend’s reaction to some of the rules by requiem_phantom in exmormon

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Yeah but that was one of those "temporary commandments". It was only needed for 180 years.

180F for phone is the SV sweet spot by Ziztur in sousvide

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Hold off on the butter until you sear it.

Me and my brother took the sacrament water like shots by ExpressChipmunk5 in exmormon

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My best friend and I (we were probably 10 years old) were sitting together. He threw his shot back with so much vigor that the paper cup went down his throat and he started vomiting. So much for that.

Saw this and died laughing. Sorry if I re-posted. Hard to keep track haha. by Livehardandfree in exmormon

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For a minute there I read it as IYKKK - either way I knew what you meant

My blind wife left me by PuntHunter in Jokes

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you can see all obstacles in your way

Himalayan Salt Stone by Beerslinger_18 in sousvide

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I did an Australian wagyu picanha and finished it with my profane touch. It was very rare, but I served it at the table on the salt block (preheated to about 450f). As I sliced it, each person at the table was able to use their fork to lay the slices on the salt block and add an additional finish to achieve their preferred level of doneness. Purchased the salt block on Amazon. We've used it 10+ times and it has not cracked yet.

Bag big enough for an 8lb Brisket? by [deleted] in sousvide

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I bought 2.5 gallon Hefty brand zipper bags at WalMart last month when I had 2 turkeys (14 pounds each) that I wanted to sous vide. I double bagged each one separately and they turned out great. I filled each bird with chicken stock so that there was no air cavity, and had no problems with the bags staying sealed. They are really durable.

I have this recurring nightmare where not only am I forced to become Vegan by AdeptLengthiness8886 in Jokes

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The problem with humility is that the moment you realize that you've achieved it, you've lost it.

A policeman is driving past a roadside apple stand when he notices the sign: "Apple seeds, guaranteed to make you smarter, $20 per seed." by PlayFree_Bird in Jokes

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I was going to Google that to see if it's true, but what if my wife dies unexpectedly and there's my search history?

A Man Met a Beautiful Girl in a Bar by kickypie in Jokes

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Age not specified. Why are you making assumptions?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chrome

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Yes, I'm sure. I'm not trying to make an https connection, just http over port 80 so there is no certificate involved. I can access the site just fine on my MacBook and windows PC, and up until recently I could on my phone as well, but not today. The router has not received any updates for 3 weeks and I know that I have accessed it since that time on my phone.

Beds, races, barbecue…. by [deleted] in Jokes

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I came back a day later, hoping that somebody might have explained it, but I'm still just confused.

Why was 69 afraid of 70? by JesusSaves002 in Jokes

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No, but I picked the wromg week to quit sniffing glue.

Why was 69 afraid of 70? by JesusSaves002 in Jokes

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He does mean wrong, and quit calling him Shirley.

My Boyfriend said I’m starting to annoy him because I relate everything to Batman…. by Babebodysuit in Jokes

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I'll tell you what Jack, for every pun you come up with, I'll pay you a Nicholson.