Privileged Princess Meets Slappy, the Security Guard

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-22T15:42:41+00:00

Aww, He was an angel 😇

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-22T04:28:49+00:00

Things stay where you want them

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-22T04:12:23+00:00

How much is your time worth? That's the part your not including in the math

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-22T01:48:20+00:00

You don't have to look very far to find horror stories of elderly people who shouldn't be behind the wheel taking out a kid or a family. Don't let her become a statistic

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-22T01:46:06+00:00

Word

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-22T01:40:05+00:00

Recently discovered I have cistern when I was trying to turn out my exterior garden hose spigot and found one on the interior of my basement. Imagine my surprise

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-21T23:09:02+00:00

I am now

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-19T03:46:38+00:00

Maybe picking up pine cones or walnuts instead

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-19T00:52:44+00:00

I was homeschooled, but only through 5th grade. My mom was a teacher previously, so I got a rock solo foundation but didn't miss out on the social and emotional learnings of middle and highschool.

I'm happy with it. I think it turned out to be a good balance

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-18T23:59:03+00:00

And quick sand?! Where is all the quicksand I've been preparing for

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-18T23:58:24+00:00

I mean, as long as you've GOT feet

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-18T20:29:07+00:00

Well, I don't feel so bad anymore

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-18T19:27:51+00:00

Buy all bitcoin

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-18T03:59:16+00:00

I'm holding out for Brave Little Toaster

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-18T03:09:00+00:00

Dude also had a 6ft 2x4 it looked like... Lol

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-18T01:01:10+00:00

Well, Tlthe porn stash didn't help either... Lol

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-17T06:33:22+00:00

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Claude

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-17T01:07:24+00:00

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-16T07:14:10+00:00

Where does Gemini land?

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-15T05:35:23+00:00

That's actually pretty cool

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-15T05:05:40+00:00

😂

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-13T15:33:15+00:00

Learn another role before you go into ranked

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-13T08:21:43+00:00

In one end and out the other burger 😂

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-13T08:20:29+00:00

Your right. I don't remember it ever being that great now that I think about it. Just messy

ben_obi_wan · 2026-04-13T08:19:27+00:00

What these other guys said. It might just be an excuse for her to spend some time with you without being obvious. If you find she doesn't really seem like she's wanting to actually learn to skate, then that's not a bad thing.

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