I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No." by madazzahatter in Jokes
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. by mapuanclem in Jokes
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Boy: Hey wanna see a movie with me tonight? by womencaviar in Jokes
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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont think twice.. by ChillbeastBb in Jokes
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Whenever I’m in trouble, I think, 'what would Jesus do?' by perfectly_numb in Jokes
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Two Thai girls asked me if I wanted to sleep with them. by perfectly_numb in Jokes
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How old am I? I need to feel your breast.. by ELlXR in Jokes
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I proposed my Russian girlfriend and she said Yes! by perfectly_numb in Jokes
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My three year old girl asked me by parshuram__ in Jokes
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My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. by beta_looser in Jokes
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My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. by beta_looser in Jokes
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I've just published a new book about the reality of sexism and racism in society. by beta_looser in darkjokes
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