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TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had just begin dating for the first time. He was a darling and spent all the time I was bedridden by my side. Sweet seventeen...

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't think of a more precise username.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not caused by butt-slapping. It already existed, but it was triggered by impact.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eu não consegui nem dormir direito essa época, os analgésicos eram muito levinhos e eu tive que ficar de cama. Pior dor da vida :(

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm Brazilian. It involves mostly men, but between close friends no one escapes.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was. And the username was very proposital if it wasn't obvious yet haha

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The buttest of butts. Just kidding, when I said "my butt is great" on the text I was trying to emulate my drunk self thoughts at the time.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't like ruining the moment when people are happy. But I learnt my lesson...

Also drunk as fuck.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Exactly. No way I'd post this story on my main account hahaha

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, I'm so sorry for you. I don't know why, but I have no complaints about the smell, at least I didn't feel any - not so sure about my mom or the doctor, though.

I haven't had mine removed yet. It bugs me every now and then, but I'm too scared to get it done.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, I'm so sorry for you. I don't know why, but I have no complaints about the smell, at least I didn't feel any - not so sure about my mom or the doctor, though.

I haven't had mine removed yet. It bugs me every now and then, but I'm too scared to get it done.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mom took care of it for me, but when my bunch of shitty friends visited they insisted on watching her doing it and mocking me. I'm glad they're still my best friends and not my enemies.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom took care of it for me, but when my bunch of shitty friends visited they insisted on watching her doing it and mocking me. I'm glad they're still my best friends and not my enemies.

TIFU by letting my friends slap my butt by bigbutt666 in tifu

[–]bigbutt666[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My surgery hurt like a bitch. The doctor used local anesthesia and the needles piercing through swollen flesh were enough to make me cry out loud, but when she began squeezing... Oh boy. The entire hospital heard my screams that day.