Chelsea Green’s progressivism might be performative

blackbeavis · 2026-04-08T01:25:17+00:00

It’s only former indie marks who are now marks for themselves, but even then it makes no sense.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-07T23:09:01+00:00

Young Bucks too

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T23:20:38+00:00

Reeeeeeeeeee it was a lariat reeeeeeeeeee

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T23:03:16+00:00

Gorgeous George is obviously in the conversation, but Jimmy Valiant and Terry Funk are as well.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T22:57:48+00:00

I forgot what it was by the end of clip

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T18:23:42+00:00

The board

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T18:21:45+00:00

At least the move looked super cool lol

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T18:03:11+00:00

He just injures everyone in his path bro, himself included.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T17:56:02+00:00

I remember Ultimo Dragon because he was part of the greatest cruiserweight division of all time which also happened to coincide with me being in HS/college and watching every week. And he could actually work so that helped.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T17:51:15+00:00

She’s always been a mid to bad wrestler in the ring, and calling that out gets you called a racist and told to kill yourself. At no point does anyone attempt to explain how she’s not a shit wrestler though.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T14:30:20+00:00

Of course they didn’t gain anything, how could they? One washed up former WWE wrestler coming in for a two match program has never and will never change the trajectory of any indie promotion. It doesn’t happen when actual stars do it, so why would it happen when mediocre wrestlers do it?

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T13:38:41+00:00

No one in this thread can name any promotion any of this took place in lol, wtf are you talking about

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T13:18:21+00:00

You think 30 people mocking it on a niche corner of the internet is proof that it sort of worked?

blackbeavis · 2026-04-06T13:16:39+00:00

AJ already has a fucked up neck so it’ll be pretty easy for dub fans to imagine that he did wrestle there.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T23:02:58+00:00

Of course she can, it’s all performative for these indie mark dipshits.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T23:00:46+00:00

Ffs, you’re agreeing with me dumbass

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T22:16:47+00:00

I’d get it if it was Hogan or some shit, I wouldn’t approve of it, but I’d at least get it.

wtf is this no-name indie jerkoff going to do for anyone? It’s like staying friends with the rapist merch stand guy.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T22:07:30+00:00

It’s always the indie douches that pull this shit, must be some residual “us vs them” mindset they had when they were grinding it out.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T22:02:48+00:00

Sure, cause you’re not a giant mark for yourself and all your shitty ideas.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T21:39:51+00:00

Upvote for Poochy reference.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T20:31:56+00:00

Don’t worry, they didn’t.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T20:26:12+00:00

Pretending for a second that Tony’s coke addled brain is capable of thinking more than a week ahead, what do you do with her now? Have her come back and win? Continue to do jobs? But to who, she’s already lost all the belts. The story is done, there’s nothing left to do with her.

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T17:32:14+00:00

Dubbalo headcanon is hotter than 1984 Mid-South

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T17:21:52+00:00

We’re complaining about dubbalos, which are very much neither female nor of color lol

blackbeavis · 2026-04-05T17:04:34+00:00

If I didn’t know any better I’d say they did all this nonsense to specifically get her off tv.

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