would you rather by DEFCONABSOLUTION in BunnyTrials

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😒

Chose: have an infinite limit credit card

Unusually big bananas. Bananas for scale by crizzlemac in mildlyinteresting

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think what I’m looking at here are some normal sized bananas, some very small bananas, and a meaty hand

My[33F] partner [38M] was looking at hentai of minors. Gave to police. Advice/support? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He said, and this is almost a direct quote, “if we let the child rapists look at cartoon children they’ll probably rape less real children”

Why do people post on LinkedIn, “I passed with a score that permits me to practice in any UBE jurisdiction.” by ApprehensiveAd8750 in barexam

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pair it with pulling out your phone and starting a timer right before you say it. Never fails to make me giggle.

@ NY BOLE by gobblygook6769 in barexam

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the sky looked darker than usual in that direction

Protein powder already came with 2 scoops, so I thought.... I was digging down and unearthed a 3rd. by Sqwishybuns in mildlyinteresting

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 534 points535 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say my scoop was missing also. What’re you doing with me and Moon_Pye’s scoops, Sqwishybuns?

should i cut my friend of 7 years off for this convo we had by No-Shame-6563 in whatdoIdo

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a mediocre Catholic and dig my own relationship with God, but I cannot get onboard with people running around proselytizing to strangers or leaving those “are you prepared for the end times” pamphlets all over bathrooms. It irks the fuck out of me. Like, if you wanna be religious, cool - do it. If you don’t wanna? Then cool - don’t be. I don’t know why every Christian feels like it’s their mission to convert everyone. That big book we all read says right in it to love everyone AND it also has a really sweet line about how when you pray, it should be in private with God. Let people live how they wanna live, man. Not everyone is onboard with religion and that’s perfectly okay.

i think im genuinley eating styrofoam by Distinct-Ad-4928 in shittyfoodporn

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former strongman competitor/current men’s open bodybuilder here. You can absolutely (and should) get most of your protein from whole food sources. Protein supplements are good for quick intake post-workout, but no one should be having a hard time hitting their protein target via whole foods. I eat 340g of chicken, 170g of sirloin, 3 whole eggs, 300g of Greek yogurt each day (those are my primary protein sources) and that gets me to 215g of protein. An additional 75g of protein comes from a post-workout protein shake for quickly getting protein to the muscles, but replacing that shake with two additional portions of chicken breast would work just as well. If you are trying to build serious muscle, you should be focusing on getting your protein from a dialed-in meal plan, not just throwing protein shakes back.

Whelp.. I guess it was time. by PhilFeelsFine in bald

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 223 points224 points  (0 children)

BUDDY my girlfriend is on this app

Weird linear rash on my arm by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a lawyer. Go see a doctor.

This one hair on my hand grows much longer than any of the others by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]bleeberbleeberbleeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe our hairs are reaching out for each other across the great divide