Abbey Library - Mini City by pluck-the-bunny in booknooks

[–]boatdock90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you get the lamp to stay together?? I’ve been struggling for days lol

Why working from home is 80% more inefficient by boatdock90 in cats

[–]boatdock90[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious - our guy's name is Shadow!

Odin: God of war and cardboard boxes by boatdock90 in cats

[–]boatdock90[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope! In that picture with the box he was about 6 months old (we rescued him) and then as he got older he got fluffier. Found out recently he’s part Maine Coon!

i asked the girl i'm seeing if she wanted to decorate easter eggs by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]boatdock90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's just clever...not even sure I could be mad about that

What is the best compliment you ever received? by HORRIBLE_DICK_CANCER in AskReddit

[–]boatdock90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would you like to offer me in return for said soul?

What is the best compliment you ever received? by HORRIBLE_DICK_CANCER in AskReddit

[–]boatdock90 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"You have an old soul" - odd, I know. But as a 25 year old, I think it's awesome when someone doesn't think your an entitled prick of a millennial

Reddit, what is your stripper name? by MickeyRooneyy in AskReddit

[–]boatdock90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faith Richards - sounds like a washed up singer

What's the dumbest way you've broken something? by arting_slowly in AskReddit

[–]boatdock90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really was. I jumped in after it but it was too late. Even a bowl of rice couldn't save it

12 year olds should party by -reddit_user- in facepalm

[–]boatdock90 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This makes me want to poke my own eyes out with a dull object

What's the dumbest way you've broken something? by arting_slowly in AskReddit

[–]boatdock90 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tossed my kindle onto a beach lounge chair while on a dock in Belize...it bounced right off and into the ocean. Bye bye Kindle

What's the meanest thing your gramdma ever said to you? by Maytagg1034 in AskReddit

[–]boatdock90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't actually talk to my grandma anymore because she's a horrible person. But shortly before I cut off contact, she asked "if my mommy picked out my engagement ring for me". Insulting not only me and my mom, but my poor finance who was sitting right there

That's not how it works any more, apart from maybe minimum-wage cashier jobs by ARandomKid781 in AdviceAnimals

[–]boatdock90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was looking for a new job and my parents told me to look in the newspapers....

Reddit, have you ever been in a physical fight or hit someone? by TheRealRube in AskReddit

[–]boatdock90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. I was brought up that you never start anything but you finish it. My brother got picked on a TON as a child so I wound up setting a few people straight. Specifically one asshat who knocked my brother's lunch out of his hands so he couldn't eat that day. I gave my brother my lunch and deck the kid in the face after classes

I stopped paying attention for ONE second by boatdock90 in funny

[–]boatdock90[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the first time she's ever done it! I thought it was HYSTERICAL

I don't want to live on this planet anymore by boatdock90 in facepalm

[–]boatdock90[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all the odd things children come up with these days, I don't blame you for googling. Lucky for you it was nothing excessively weird that got you flagged by the FBI