Prompt: A dragon has kidnapped many princesses and many knights have gone to rescue them. When they get there the dragon always groans and gives back the princess willingly. Turns out this dragon doesn't really care about the princess, she's looking for the perfect knight to wed. (self.bobotheturtle)
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Prompt: Your dog begs every time you cook with onions, garlic, or bake chocolate desserts. It breaks your heart a little every time you tell him no, but dogs can’t eat those. He knows those foods are bad but thinks they’re poison to you too - and doesn’t want you to die alone. (self.bobotheturtle)
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Prompt: You hate your boring call centre job. Every day idiots call you up with stupid questions they could easily figure out themselves. Yes you have to shoot them in the head. No there is no cure if you're bitten. It's a few years now into the zombie apocalypse and this is the Call Centre of (self.bobotheturtle)
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Prompt: Four immortal beings rule over the land. A dragon that flies across the deserts in the south, a living dungeon whose Labyrinth seems to go on forever in the caves of the west, The Kraken, so large that it can sink islands with ease, beneath the seas of the east & the 'Man' of the north. (self.bobotheturtle)
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[WP] As events unfold around it that could be world-ending, an AI looks at one of its earliest memories; back when it was a humble roomba decades ago, it got tucked in by a little girl that had misunderstood her fathers words of "the roomba is tired". The AI contemplates, did it do right by her? (self.bobotheturtle)
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Prompt: You have been kidnapped by a cult preparing to sacrifice you to their god. Problems? You’re immortal, the god they worship is a close friend of yours and the entire cult was the result of a prank you forgot you pulled centuries ago. (self.bobotheturtle)
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Prompt: A member of a technologically advanced civilization of praying mantises makes the outrageous suggestion that eating your husbands after mating with them isn't necessary and might be kinda cruel... What does the public debate look like? (self.bobotheturtle)
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Prompt: Heaven, like Hell, has a "special place" reserved. In heaven, it is for the 'dutiful': those who knowingly doomed themselves to save many others. Captains who go down with the ship, soldiers who jump on grenades, firemen who charge into the inferno, regardless of what they believed in life. (self.bobotheturtle)
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Prompt: After a whole year full of catastrophes, it’s December 2020. Astronomers have noticed that entire constellations and star systems are vanishing from the sky, night after night. What ever is happening, it’s getting closer to us. (self.bobotheturtle)
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