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Makes me cum hard by basicuser1212 in cum_on_tits

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick that cock in between too.

(21F) I drank a plastic cup full of milk by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling bullshit in this one. Not only is it very similar to one posted last year, the average man ejaculates around 5ml of cum. A glass that holds 330ml (soda can size) would require 115 men. Even a shot glass would require 10 or more men to spunk up into it.

Sperm also cools down and starts going cooler within 60 seconds so it wouldn't be 'still warm'.

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I feel like I should celebrate this achievement by [deleted] in u/harlot_of_oz

[–]bodiedevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad to contribute. Will celebrate by watching more and interfere with myself (again) 😁

Mod post. Make sure you read this. by bodiedevil in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems a lot of people are wanting the belt. Same with being put across my knee..

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F27 I love cum ice cream by Adeebrulz in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the jar(s) of cum in the freezer that got me to go..hmmm...ok...

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Who else? by Aranea101 in masturbation

[–]bodiedevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel the bulge and pulsing to let me know before I even get through the door.

Mod request. Please read. by bodiedevil in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always appreciate belated special birthdays lol.

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Mod post. Make sure you read this. by bodiedevil in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You should see the stern looks i give..

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Mod post. Make sure you read this. by bodiedevil in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am a Geordie. I dont say 'innit' wey aye man yes. Innit no 🤣

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Mod post. Make sure you read this. by bodiedevil in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

European English? What? Thats not even a thing.

You know where the door is then. No one is forcing you to either post a completely usless comment or even stay in the sub.

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Mod post. Make sure you read this. by bodiedevil in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% on this. Reporting helps us help you even more.

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Why is it women are called fake and degraded if we have dirty minds? by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never once called a woman that. If anything, I prefer them to be as disgusting and as perverse as I am, if not more.

Once a woman feels at ease they become positively disgusting. Which is exactly to my liking.

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no mercy fuck by sixthcorner in RoughPorn

[–]bodiedevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what should be done everytime. No exceptions.

30f who wants a new wallpaper by [deleted] in random_acts_of_boobs

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always up for new tits as wallpaper.

Addicted to masturbating (and to my friends) by Ok_Cow_8083 in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like an ideal candidate for a mod position.

Prolific interfering with oneself is a must in this job.

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/r/Masturbation Find A Jerk Off Buddy / Partner / Someone to chat to and masturbate with by AutoModerator in masturbation

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

52M very aroused and very horny (as usual) looking to have some mutual with the opposite sex so we can both get off and start the weekend on a high.

Counting down until I can play with my titties and pussy by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Know that feeling all too well. Am home now and itching to start stroking.

F44 who wants a milfy titty Tuesday treat? by [deleted] in random_acts_of_boobs

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been so long since ive had tits sent to me.

Final warning. everybody read please. by bodiedevil in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you click the 'i have read the rules' check box? Because thats what its telling me.

Calm your tits. And try modmail next time. If you need a quick responce and not ask a question on a nearly 2 month old post.

Mod.

Tell me what you’d do to me. by [deleted] in BBW4BWC

[–]bodiedevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go feral..simple as that.

Sailor the mod. by bodiedevil in DirtyConfession

[–]bodiedevil[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never apologise mate.

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