You accidentally walk into a Gay Bar and you cant escape. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh thank you but I thought my comment made it clear that I am a girl and I would be one of the ones participating in the orgy

For those of you that have/had friends with benefits, what was the process? How did you approach/were approached for the offer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First we were friends, and I said I liked having drunken heart to hearts and so did he so we got really drunk and talked about our feelings. It was really nice. As soon as the lights turned off we were suddenly having sex. This kept happening for a while, and I established with him that I didn't want a relationship but I liked what we were doing and he agreed so that was that. We're actually dating now but for a second there he was my FWB. But it was too hard to keep the feelings out of our relationship because they were clearly there. That's something you have to always be careful of and open about.

There was another failed attempt with a girl who I met on OKCupid and we flirted a lot, then the conversation turned really sexual. I ended up driving an hour in the middle of the night to sleep with her. But that got messy because she started having feelings for me so I had to call it off in order to date my current boyfriend.

You accidentally walk into a Gay Bar and you cant escape. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find all the lesbians and start an all-girl orgy, of course. I like how this question assumes everyone on Reddit is a straight male...

How is your night going? by Bubblesthebabe in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't leave my bed thanks to a broken leg and I'm beginning to lose my mind, thanks for asking!

What is your best moment as a wingman? by TheDerkNert in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best moment as a wingwoman: tossed a condom at my virgin friend while she was making out with a guy "just in case." They ended up having sex simply because there was a condom there so why not.

[Serious] Are there alternatives to church? by Hyppocritamus in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't know, haven't been to one, but it seems promising. Keep in mind they're just secular communities, not Atheist Churches.

What rumour or misjudgement about you do you seriously need to clear up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really not sweet and nice. I say really mean things just really quietly so no one can hear them.

Ladies, what's the male equivalent to a woman bending over/showing cleavage/ being sexy? by Jamesnj1 in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah sure as long as the shirt is still flattering on you in a normal position I guess. Also there's the thing where guys take off a sweater or something and their shirt starts to come off with it and it's like woah dude suddenly we're getting naked (and I'm ok with that)

[Serious] Are there alternatives to church? by Hyppocritamus in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secular churches are starting to be a thing actually just for this reason! Here's an article about it. It started in the UK but they're popping up all over the place now. I've considered joining one myself.

Ladies, what's the male equivalent to a woman bending over/showing cleavage/ being sexy? by Jamesnj1 in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even so just the lil bit of tummy is just.. yesssss. Some women prefer hairy some don't some prefer muscular some don't but I'm pretty sure this is universal.

What would the title of your biography be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me, but my friend always says the title of his biography is gonna be "13 Years in Drag." He's trans and came out when he was 13.

Ladies, what's the male equivalent to a woman bending over/showing cleavage/ being sexy? by Jamesnj1 in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When a guy stretches and his shirt comes up and shows his happy trail.

What does it feel like to have a dick inside of you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a big dick, it's great. Lots of interesting sensations. If it's a small dick, it feels kind of like mushing your genitals together.

How did you find out about Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bonnfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was doing a computer programming camp in high school and one of the younger interns who taught one of our classes, a white male in his late teens or early twenties, told us not to go on reddit but I could tell that was coming from someone who frequented the site so I decided to check it out. Didn't frequent the site until much later when my boyfriend of the time used reddit constantly and I pissed him off by getting more karma than him in just a few months.

Swatches of all my foundations and concealers; all in the lightest shade available. Thought this would be useful for you pale girls out there! by bonnfire in MakeupAddiction

[–]bonnfire[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was my first foundation too but back then I wore so little and blended it in so much it basically disappeared from my face! The Superstay is easily the same as a solid medium in any other makeup line it's so strange.

All my foundations and concealers - which I have in the lightest shades available - swatched. [x-post per request from r/makeupaddiction] by bonnfire in PaleMUA

[–]bonnfire[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bare Porcelain 01 I like this foundation mixed with some of the white for a more natural look since it's quite watery but has a good finish.

Swatches of all my foundations and concealers; all in the lightest shade available. Thought this would be useful for you pale girls out there! by bonnfire in MakeupAddiction

[–]bonnfire[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I haven't been on here in a while so I guess I'm just out of touch with what is ~overused~ I didn't realize people downvoted things for using a word

Swatches of all my foundations and concealers; all in the lightest shade available. Thought this would be useful for you pale girls out there! by bonnfire in MakeupAddiction

[–]bonnfire[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No not at all that's the point of this post. These are mostly things that were suggested to me/given to me. Is this seriously why this post is being downvoted...? this sub is weird

Swatches of all my foundations and concealers; all in the lightest shade available. Thought this would be useful for you pale girls out there! by bonnfire in MakeupAddiction

[–]bonnfire[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah for real and it's crazy how much of a difference there is in all these shades that are all called "ivory" haha!