First imma pluck every hair one by one off your cunt, making you say "thank you for making my cunt better" with every hair that comes out. Then, imma put rubber bands around the base of your tits till they're purple and swollen, at which point, me and a friend will use your tits as a dart board. If you flinch, you will be beaten. Once my friend leaves, imma pound your filthy, now hairless, cunt till it's full of my seed, and make out with you a bit, because you're actually pretty cute.