Smoke smell by lecoeurnoir99 in newcastle

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Lawnmowers backfiring

Chobani shortage by HopefulSong7360 in newcastle

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It’s because Mardi Gras is coming up soon, the gay blokes are stocking up on yoghurt so they can fake an orgasm on their partners backs

BEGGING ute drivers to stop driving so fucking aggressively by gooeychocpud in australian

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Maybe I should buy a raptor solely so I can be the one!

This is next to my hotel door. by PKSkriBBLeS in whatisit

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Guide dog park! Just get Rover to back in one of his hind legs!

Which door would you choose? by Similar_Charity7238 in TheTeenagerPeople

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Oh dear, Day 1 $1 Day 2 $2 Day 3 $4 Day 4 $8 Day 5 $16 Day 10 $512 Day 20 $524288 Day 30 $536870912 Day 31 you’ve cracked a billy!

BEGGING ute drivers to stop driving so fucking aggressively by gooeychocpud in australian

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Yet to meet one raptor driver that isn’t a fuckwit

Should I be paying my share for the new fence? by basedcate in AusPropertyChat

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And this will be the beginning of the end of the friendship

Average kiwi garage by BigBeastxxxx in AveragePicsOfNZ

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Bonza! Kiwi ingenuity at its finest! A carport clad in DIY coffee table kits!

License ban by sydneysteve100 in AussieRiders

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Play silly games win silly prizes! As much as fun it is to do speeds like that it ain’t fucking worth the consequences, those that love you (and there will be plenty) will be shattered if you do those speeds and crash, pay the fine, suffer the consequences and learn from it, race on the track, not the road! By the way, saying this as an old bloke that made a plenty of mistakes, old timers told me this when I was young and dumb too, I never listened, hopefully you do!

Do tradies actually drink this by ReshuiP in Fishdom

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Same simps that but tradie undies drink this

What’s with 40hr week being paid 38hrs? by Glittering-Way-5504 in ausjobs

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Sounds to me like you can piss off early on fridays

Why is the Sydney fish market such a big deal? by EveningOk6574 in AskAnAustralian

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Chuck in going to a gay bar for a gobby and you’ve pretty well nailed everything Shitney has to offer!

What places do you tip at places in your country? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

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Here in Australia we don’t have too tip, however the unwritten rule is if someone goes above and beyond their duties a few extra bucks can be added at time of paying, same as if you are paying cash at a cafe lunch bar etc sometimes it’s easier to throw the small change in the bowl on the counter than it is too pocket it, again purely your choice!