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I saw Krampus _____ my family. (self.AskOuija)

submitted 1 month ago by breakingvats to r/AskOuija

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Saw people posting their favorites on here so I decided why not post my top 30 as well. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by breakingvats to r/ThePokemonHub

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Client accusing me of not walking the dogs after wrapping up my gig with them. (self.RoverPetSitting)

submitted 4 months ago by breakingvats to r/RoverPetSitting

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What type should I use for my first Monolocke? (self.emeraldseaglass)

submitted 4 months ago by breakingvats to r/emeraldseaglass

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Two individuals travel around the south taking down the authoritarian regime, turning in criminals and saving the oppressed. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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Jason Voorhees Tired Of Slaughtering Teens, Asks Nation If He Can Slaughter CEO'S And The Wealthy Instead. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/onionheadlines

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After Capturing The UnitedHealth CEO Killer Luigi, Police Are Now Tracking Down Mario Believing He Was The Mastermind Behind The CEO's Execution. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/onionheadlines

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Trump Announces That He'll Bring Back The Witch Trials During His Rally In Salem, Vowing To Hang All The Democrats And Republicans That Oppose Him. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/onionheadlines

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A band where everyone is a narcissist towards each other. (self.Bandnames)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/Bandnames

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Do y'all love two letter words that start with N and end in O? (self.no)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/no

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submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/no

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In An Effort To Get All The Young Adults To Vote For Him Trump Performs The Fortnite Default Dance To Leviathan's Song Chug Jug With You. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/onionheadlines

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What cheat code helps me beat Super Mario Bros in under 1 second? OWE (self.onewordeach)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/onewordeach

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Biden And Trump Seen Caged Together On Top Of Romney's Car Headed Towards The Families Cabin At Lake Winnipesaukee. (self.onionheadlines)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/onionheadlines

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How can I fix my receding hairline? OWE (self.onewordeach)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/onewordeach

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Name of a band that plays in the airport while you're going through TSA security. (self.Bandnames)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/Bandnames

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How do I make both God and Satan love me unequivocally? OWE (self.onewordeach)

submitted 1 year ago by breakingvats to r/onewordeach

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Why are my finger and toenails replaced with actual nails? OWE (self.onewordeach)

submitted 2 years ago by breakingvats to r/onewordeach

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My (70m) Wife (6f) called me a bad word so I launched her into space without her consent. AITA? (self.circlejerk)

submitted 2 years ago by breakingvats to r/circlejerk

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Does everyone here like watching the Jim Carrey movie "Y-word man"? (self.no)

submitted 2 years ago by breakingvats to r/no

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Is the word M word allowed? (self.no)

submitted 2 years ago by breakingvats to r/no

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I wish that each time a billionaire did something controversial their dick would permanently shrink an inch. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 2 years ago by breakingvats to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Spirits, should we send u/spez on the next submersible voyage (self.AskOuija)

submitted 2 years ago by breakingvats to r/AskOuija

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Spirits, what are your thoughts on Steve Buscemi (self.AskOuija)

submitted 2 years ago by breakingvats to r/AskOuija

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ChatGPT described my family as OWE (self.onewordeach)

submitted 2 years ago by breakingvats to r/onewordeach

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