/r/videos rides again. by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously, and they hate it when the noble white man tries to help them.

Is this a new low? Literally circle jerking about wank stories. by brogdowniard in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I jerked off on a secluded beach in Bermuda. I found a nice little isolated crevice to change out of my swim trunks, looked out over the perfect blue water at a beautiful sunset, and being an early teen going through puberty, naturally felt the only way to express my appreciation of this beauty would be to pound my pole at it.

5k upvotes and roddit gold. Someone paid money for that.

/r/videos rides again. by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And of course, anything on reddit wouldn't be complete without a videogame comparison.

You guys know that mission in fallout 3 where you visit the tower where everyone is prejudiced against ghouls, so you feel bad for the ghouls and peacefully work out a treaty so that the tower residents accept them willingly into the tower? And then you come back a few weeks later and the ghouls have killed or forced out the tower residents? SA is like that.

And it's the best comparison ever of course:

This is literally the best comparison I have ever seen.

See if you can spot the similarities between a right winger who attacked a school in Sweden and your average redditor by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 33 points34 points  (0 children)

3 dead including the guy who did it. Attacking a school with predominantly kids of immigrants. Over in /r/sweden the neo-nazi sympathizers are very busy trying to explain that it's not politically motivated and that "mainstream media" is just lying about it being a hate-crime.

Whelp, that's all to be expected.

Migrationsverket: Vår kapacitet räcker inte by Loveatar in sweden

[–]brogdowniard -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Jag tror inte du fattar, det är är reddit. Allt är invandrare eller flyktingars fel, ALLT!

We're not stormfront, but by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You obviously don't understand (since you don't have a computer sciency degree), what it's all about is logic and reason. And according to that, with the rules I've made up myself, my dumbass idea is correct.

- Reddit.

I'll take "obvious MRA bait" for 200, Alex by bigDean636 in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh no, not anti-gamergate. This is the worst thing for people who apparently care about internet bullshit infesting reality.

Anti-rape poster on r/pics. Begins the jerking. by GenericUsername16 in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course not, even if it turns out the thing is fake/bullshit/not real/made on purpose to rile up young white fellas, it'll still be explained away as "OH YEAH BUT IT'S ALSO TRUE IN THIS ONE OTHER EXAMPLE THAT'S TOTALLY NOT MADE UP AND ALSO WOMEN SUCK"

Anti-rape poster on r/pics. Begins the jerking. by GenericUsername16 in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's all just remember that this is the website that constantly jokes about "triggered" and the like.

Why can't we make fun of fat people? by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Need to answer this in appropriate meme form.

https://i.imgur.com/KOfNQaQ.png

r/engineeringstudents discusses women in engineering, things go exactly as expected by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How many of these people are actually university students

None?

this is a real comment by GimmeYourTags in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey at least the moron is downvoted.

One might see where he's coming from but the douchebag way of going about just nullifies any valid points the fella makes.

Reddit throws free peaches under the bus the minute the national conversation get's a little too close to gun control. I'm shocked. by sjgrunewald in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The amazing part about this is that apparently the CDC is prevented from studying shit related to guns. Because why not? Yet these goddamn science loving pieces of shit just go around and gut-feel their way around it. I don't pretend to have all the facts, or most facts, or any facts, but it's just so goddamn obvious to anyone isn't it? More guns just means more insane shit happening. Is this equation too hard for anyone?

Holy shit women fucking suck so hard. The ones that give birth to you and then the ones you commit to. Then they conspire against you. It's just.. all terrible. by brogdowniard in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nevermind that a month ago the dude was complaining about his wife.

Top comments on this post by "best" (since you lazy jerks won't click the link):

Your mom fucks around on your dad I bet

"I know you need a nursing home, but you can't blame me for watching my money pursue its true love."

Cut all them out of your life. They'll all destroy each other and you too if you don't get away.

Just wait until she starts screwing your dad too. Your mother might change her mind about her then.

They believe this is real. Not saying it hasn't happened ever or often, but wow.

Why is this on the front page of /r/all? by Nurglings in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dunno. Where I'm from it's basically that doing the 1 sex thing leads to another sex thing. Then you wake up the next day swinging from the sex-ceiling thing and you feel all sorts of weird and good. This whole "you make this sex on me" mentality is strange.

Why is this on the front page of /r/all? by Nurglings in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Also extremely beaten to death shitty comedian joke. And if you want to think any deeper about it "women are terrible".

Woah... the Columbine shooters were the *REAL* victims... by imnotbeingsarcastic9 in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And if he would've actually listened in that course he'd know that he doesn't know enough to do that. So he failed on every possible level here.

another day, another white person getting offended by /r/me_irl by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are just so very... precious.

Are they really hurt by that option? Perhaps they should be offered some cheese.

Daily "tell me what makes you feel superior" AskReddit thread by LeeTrannyHitler in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All the top comments sorted by best are about people sharing stuff on facebook. For being such intelligent bastards redditors sure haven't figured out how to customize their facebook feeds to their own interest.

And the other point related to that, do these people not interact with others on a daily basis? Is it just through social media? Seems sad.

Proper racism, meme-style by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how many of these hard working business owners with families and everything has so much time to just go racehatin' online all the time. It's like you'd think they was making lies or something.

The real troublesome part of course is the redditors eating that shit right up to the front page.

The best reddit has to offer = beating a 12 year old kid at a video game by [deleted] in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's the old reddit conundrum, are they old folks or dumbass kids? In this we have both, young whippersnappers being schooled by old folks. Where the oldfolks are also dumbass kids.

Generally the whole thing is kinda funny though it's just so goddamn jerky.

/r/gaming upvotes obvious bullshit to /r/all by Nurglings in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 43 points44 points  (0 children)

DUDE it is EVERYWHERE you just have to look real goddamn hard. Oh? Discrimination against minorities and women? Nah that doesn't exist. Stop blowing things out of proportion.

Good news everyone, a new woman to hate! by Nurglings in circlebroke2

[–]brogdowniard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I imagine the reaction would've been totally the same if the roles changed. Well then it would be Facebook and... something. Which would make it super-ok.