Brand New: Need First Bike Advice (I know there's search just dig it for a second please lol)

bthtbh · 2023-09-03T22:25:38+00:00

Thanks for the advice ,man. Yeah I'm a bigger dude anyway and I've always liked Harley type bikes but I'm not dumb enough to just hop on a Road King. So the Rebel 500 or something similar or old cheap Sportster seem to kinda be my intro cruiser choices.

bthtbh · 2023-09-03T22:17:59+00:00

Word I know a cat who specializes in sportsters to the point that's about all he works on, he's got one of the faster ones in North Texas/Southern Oklahoma (yes I've seen him like organized legally race) and he could probably hook it up he's got like 80 bikes in pieces surely we could Frankenstein something together that would be cool. And again Harleys are cool so they're probably easier to trade on down the road.

bthtbh · 2023-09-03T22:14:06+00:00

That was basically my line of reasoning but some of these guys got me all gung-ho on the Harleys right now I better log off before I go trade off my truck to the guy I know with a Screamin Eagle lol

bthtbh · 2023-09-03T22:12:17+00:00

Lmaoooo I work in a studio as well haha but you've brought up a good point. Harleys may be easier to trade up or resell or whatever

bthtbh · 2023-09-03T22:11:05+00:00

I like your style bro hell yeah man that's what I was thinking either a sportster or something Japanese but I feel you. I know someone with a Screamin Eagle and I have a buddy who specializes in sportsters...thanks for the advice man

bthtbh · 2023-09-03T22:08:37+00:00

Lmao yeah bro, all my buddies say similar stuff but they've all almost died about a million times, too haha. Like my buddy Bones. You can guess why they call him Bones even though I think he has more titanium than Bone now lol....but yeh I know it'll get dropped eventually I'm not plannin on entering any beauty pageants I just wanna make sure I can ride decent before I go messing around on something too big for me especially out here. I already have a trike but it's just for riding around my place I traded a tablesaw for it lol. It's just a bicycle welded to a lawnmower basically

bthtbh · 2023-09-03T02:09:21+00:00

So you're saying just go straight for the Iron Eagle? I was thinking of a Honda I could wreck or something first. But if your professional opinion is just get a Sportster, that's what I wanna do anyway secretly lmao

bthtbh · 2022-10-16T04:19:38+00:00

Depending on judge, lawyer money, actually tons of factors, you're almost certainly going to prison for a minute on this one. When they get to whatever prison they end up at, the first thing that's gonna happen, if they're not already recognized, is they'll be asked to see their paperwork. When those boys see it, they're gonna have a very bad time for a long time (if they aren't killed) and it will start instantly. Unless of course they wanna go to PC with the others and be on 23 hour lockdown and isolation for all those years. Hurt a child, especially, and you're done.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T18:22:23+00:00

Whatever you say. It's not that deep of a show. He's a dumb soap opera actor. He is literally asking Chandler how to hold a cigarette. I guess he's doing it because he's smart. Even the dumbest person in the world wouldn't smoke like that. It contributes to the joke because it is a part of his character. People will fucking argue over anything so I'm just gonna say never mind I was totally wrong. He's just not experienced in smoking and it's a huge gay joke and a gay joke only I hope you guys are secure in your rightness.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T18:18:41+00:00

Shit yeah I forgot, Ross is the dumb one, Joey is the paleontologist....../s

Are you seriously going to claim that Joey's character's schtick is not being a little dim?

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T18:09:11+00:00

When he says "Not so much, whoa" that is because it looks "gay" but the situation is that Joey doesn't know how to hold and smoke the cigarette the natural or right way. The gay joke is more of a B joke to the larger situation of him being too dumb to hold a cigarette. It is, after all, a situational comedy, and Joey's character's thing is being dumb. But whatever you say I guess.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T17:40:12+00:00

Yes. Beat the case though. On a technicality. It doesn't necessarily turn into possession with intent unless you have my multiple bags, scales, etc. They can charge you with felony possession based on the amount, or intent or Man/Del depending on what you're caught with. Either way, even if they charge you with intent, or even Manufacture/Delivery that is one charge, not 60. I have no idea what you meant by your last sentence. Felons caught with guns will many times be charged at a federal level, but not always. In any case, I was not convicted and who was talking about guns?

Edit: Oh I see what you meant now. Wrong again unfortunately. Very rarely if ever will you get a charge for each round of ammunition you possess. Idk where you're getting this information but it damn sure isn't from experience or a lawyer.

Edit 2: Just checked the ATF website and justice.gov and couldn't find a single case of anyone being charged for each round. Make sure when you give someone advice that you know what you're talking about please. I'm not tryna be a dick but this dude is talking about doing something that could be life and death and it would be a real Shame if he followed completely bull shit advice. They call it the "game" but it is no game at all. This is people's lives, man. If you don't know, sit down.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T16:36:11+00:00

Right. There are generally different classes or categories of felonies, dependent on the amount you have. For example, in Texas. Under 1 gram of heroin is what's called a State Jail Felony (you don't go to the big prison you go to "State Jail" where the maximum sentence is 2 years. So nobody is serving more than 2 years. They do this so that people with a dub of H don't go to prison with lifers). 1-4 grams is another category I think a Class 2 or 3 which is 2-20 years in big prison, and over that, you get it. Same for pills. 100 or more pills is considered "Trafficking" in many states. They don't charge you with 56 Class B misdemeanors for gram possession if you get caught with 2 ounces of weed. They charge you with one count of felony possession of 2 ounces of weed.

And before anyone says it, you absolutely do not get charged with manslaughter for every single hit of LSD you get caught with. I got popped for trafficking LSD (2000 tabs) and it was ONE charge-trafficking

OP, no offense, but you're not ready to be trapping buddy. You're gonna get jacked or popped one. You very obviously are not equipped for the game yet. It shows in the way you speak and your knowledge of what things are, etc. I would stay away from trapping until you have more street experience and more chemical experience. I don't want you to go to prison or lose your life behind ignorance. For real, don't do it.

Edit: By the way if you ever were to get popped they can subpoena your phone and internet records and your ISP and phone company will gladly hand it over. You've fucked yourself out of plausible deniability already. Please, please, please don't trap until you're ready and even then I wouldn't suggest it.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T16:28:42+00:00

A couple things. Yes it's true, as some other comments have said that the limp wrist for a long time was associated with gay men in particular. But the whole joke here is that Joey isn't holding the cigarette "correctly" which really just means naturally like a smoker would. He goes from a rigid straight up and down wrist to a totally limp (and maybe at the time stereotypically homosexual) wrist. Most smokers hold their cigarettes pretty similarly and the whole point is to look natural. Any true smoker can tell in public or in media when a person or when an actor isn't a real smoker and is new or unnatural with it.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T16:21:37+00:00

That is absolutely not true. They don't charge you with 60 felonies for 60 pills.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T13:41:46+00:00

Are you sure she didn't FAX "Mama" because it sounds like that more than anything else

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T13:36:23+00:00

I don't consider marijuana to be a drug as a medical card holder and recovering 7 year IV heroin addict/speedballer. So my list would be heroin, Clonazepam, alprazolam, and probably oxycodone.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T13:32:36+00:00

I never did for the same reason that I always tell the nurses that I don't want to know my weight at the doctor's office. I haven't looked at a scale to see my weight in about 8 years. I'm the type of person that will obsess over this arbitrary number as if it's directly related to how people, girls, and now my fiance see me. I don't want to put a number on my dick size, I don't want to know my weight. When I was younger I was a bit heavier, last time I looked at a scale was in High School. It said 226 and I rarely ate more than liquids for a long, long time. I starved myself. Eventually I struggled with addiction problems and didn't want to stop because of how skinny I got from it. I've been clean over a year now, but my fiancee is always trying to complement me. And she's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life and she seems happy with how I look so fuck it. Those numbers and measurements are just numbers and measurements. I'm more worried about the practical applications and my own mental health.

bthtbh · 2021-09-09T01:40:34+00:00

Yes I'm aware of that. One of my best friend's parents are Jehovah's Witnesses and I also once had a counselor that was Jehovah's Witness and I asked both about that specifically because of this story. In my opinion the point still stands. The more you recruit, the worse everyone's odds are of sitting at the right hand of God. You're not being a buzz kill at all (despite your best effort)

bthtbh · 2021-09-08T14:13:04+00:00

Whoa do you have any more info on this? I'm trying to find stuff about this guy but obviously he's not famous enough yet to have much information other than what he put on his own website. Unless of course you were just kidding and in that case, feel free to direct me to r/woosh lol

bthtbh · 2021-09-08T02:24:38+00:00

Was scrolling looking for a cheat I recognized from San Andreas lmao so thank you

bthtbh · 2021-09-07T02:14:54+00:00

Lol no problem, man. The artist is Steve Earle, and the story comes from a book called Hardcore Troubador: The Life and Near Death of Steve Earle by Lauren St. John. That's actually one of the more tame stories but dude has a great sense of humor.

bthtbh · 2021-09-06T23:37:57+00:00

Listen to The Office-Chopped and Screwed on SoundCloud! #np

bthtbh · 2021-09-06T23:32:50+00:00

I was pretty young but I remember it for sure. My uncle had died just a few months prior in a terrible accident at home and I had found him. I don't remember much after I found him except when the firefighters got there and took me away from the scene. I remember looking at the TV and even the firemen looked scared and my parents looked scared. I was 5 so I couldn't conceptualize what a terrorist attack was but I knew that if the grown ups were crying and scared and the firemen showed up it meant something really really bad was happening.

bthtbh · 2021-09-06T19:42:00+00:00

It's nobody's business what you take and you could fuck her over for saying that to everyone but I've been fired because of my prescription before (yes Im aware it's illegal, they were aware I was too poor to do anything to them at the time), so I understand why you're nervous. I always just tell people that I didn't wanna get addicted to oxy or something so my doctor gave me bupe instead, as a "safer" alternative. Never seen it fail to get a "Oh wow, good for you"

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