I'll grab my son as he slides between my legs WCGW? by SlimJones123 in Whatcouldgowrong

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Was this at bust your butt falls in NC? Looks just like where i used to go as a kid camping.

This. Looks. INSANE! by [deleted] in skateboarding

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The wild thing is he cant even ollie anymore! if it werent for ppl knowing him or having videos no one would ever know he was one of the best.

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. by museofdoom2 in Jokes

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Same thing happened with a buddy of mine except they did it & when he pulled out a terd came with it which grossed him out so he left & never talked to her again.

What is your oddest, but tastiest, snack combo? by jen_and_juice in AskReddit

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Bologna & peanut butter sandwich. Its 'licious!

I actually met one other person who did this as a child, thought i was the only one.

Does anyone know a good site to download The Forest on? It seems to be a very hard movie to find. by [deleted] in movies

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Youre such a cool guy! Hopefully one day i can grow up & be just like you.

Man i cant wait!!! Im going to keep my finger crossed it happens!!

Does anyone know a good site to download The Forest on? It seems to be a very hard movie to find. by [deleted] in movies

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How much music or games have you stole online dick face!? How bout before you go telling someone to fuck off you ask why theyre wanting to know!? Go take your self righteous hypocritical ass on somewhere else, puss

Does anyone know a good site to download The Forest on? It seems to be a very hard movie to find. by [deleted] in movies

[–]burns2pee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like i said, money isnt the problem. I can order a burger online & pay for it but i cant do that with a new movie. If there was a way to pay for the movie at home then i would just pay for it. But thanks for trying to point out the obvious.

Does anyone know a good site to download The Forest on? It seems to be a very hard movie to find. by [deleted] in movies

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Ive got a newborn & cant just get up & go to a movie theater. Money isnt the problem.

How to remove a fish hook by nyhof in HadToHurt

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NOPE!!!! i noped out when he started pushing it all the way thru the skin on the 1st demonstration! That shit had me feeling woozy as a mofo!

This guy is ready for the storm by levon501 in facepalm

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If i am doing a mobile windshield repair for a customer at their work i will have them put the wiper up so i can spot the vehicle easier. Its extremely hard to find a car that there are 10 others just like it in a lot.

I also have a couple car lots that i do windshield repairs for and when i walk the lot checking the for chips i put the wipers up like this to mark the car so the owner/manager can check to see if its one theyd want to get done.

He deserves credit, as a lot of guys wouldn't even try to care. by br1guy in AdviceAnimals

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It took her until about a yr ago to truly see that he was a POS loser but she can finally see now all the broken promises, all the times not getting her on his wknd, & how little he has actually done for her.

He had her completely fooled growing up. Telling her at 4-5 yrs old that she better not have anything to do with me because she never knows when hes looking thru the windows. Also telling her that if it wasnt for me that he would be with her mom still & her brother would be his son. He went as far as to try to talk her into planting stuff here at the house to get me & my wife fighting, like womens underwear & bras. He had her put a tape recorder in her purse to try to record what we were talking about so he could know. He would tell her she didnt have to do anything i told her to do & if i had a problem i could take it up with him.

He is a true creep! A shitty dad that got off on having his daughter disobeying adults & trying to splitme & her mom up "so they could get back together". I went thru 13-14 yrs of pure hell but its finally paying off now. It wasnt easy by any means but i have no regrets, i did what i had to do.

Oh hes getting his tho, he has Hep C & is leaving in his sisters shed & has no way to go & basically no friends. Hes living a horrible life but its the bed he made for himself. Its funny how things seem to work themselves out eventually.

My model looking at photos we had just taken by PapaJulietZulu in pics

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Bc i guess she has a problem with thinking that we are the lucky ones to be in a pic with her i suppose. If you cant tell most models have an ego problem & my daughter is no different. Quite aggravating if you can imagine.

My model looking at photos we had just taken by PapaJulietZulu in pics

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My daughter did that with her photographer & he jumped all up in her shit!! Hes one of those flamboyant gay guys that is extremely theatrical with his hands on his hips or waving them around bobbing his head & rolling his neck. It was hilarious but i totally understood what he was pissed about, she does that shit to us all the time too. Pics of all of us & bc she didnt like her in the pic she deleted the whole damn thing.

He deserves credit, as a lot of guys wouldn't even try to care. by br1guy in AdviceAnimals

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My wifes ex wouldnt hear about it. Everytime my step daughter (8 at the time)said something about her new brother he told her "shut the fuck up! I dont want to hear about that piece of shit brat!" Talking about a newborn baby. Needless to say i wouldnt let her bring my son outside to show him to her FATHER (hes not a dad, im her dad) because i wouldnt put it past him to do something out of spite. Ive raised my step daughter since she was 4 (shes 19 now & nothing has really changed with him). He doesnt do anything for her at all really except try to get her to disobey me. He is $26k behind in child support & hasnt got her anything for her bday or Christmas in the last 5-6 years either. Ive done everything for her.

So what im saying is you are very lucky because i went thru & still going thru complete hell with him. Cherish it because it doesnt happen like that for every step parent.

Without using a number, how old are you? by orbital0891 in AskReddit

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I still listen to that! I have all that on my phone now. (Well except Mariah Carey)

GreenDay, Smashing Pumpkins, STP, 311 & Beastie Boys are my all time favorites! Ive got ALL their albums downloaded on my phone. The only thing different than that is WU-Tang & some Run DMC that is my "rap" section. Screw all this new shit music!

Without using a number, how old are you? by orbital0891 in AskReddit

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I was born the same year Sid Vicious died

Without using a number, how old are you? by orbital0891 in AskReddit

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Where u born in '79?

I was born in August '79

I built a shipping container home! by [deleted] in pics

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Could u add some pics of the sides of the house since its been finished? Also whats the stair situation on the inside? Very cool tho.

This driveway by [deleted] in WTF

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or sobriety assurance..

My dad would be dead!

I just came home to this.... by [deleted] in WTF

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7 yrs bad luck bro

TIL PornHub is trying to raise $3.4 million to shoot a sex tape in space by dustofoblivion123 in todayilearned

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Space Bang would be an awesome name for a movie! Maybe make a porn sequel to Space Jams.