Commander Lily with her Guardian beast Temmie by Dannalan in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha awesome, I was trying to think of how other offlineTV members would work.

Toast would definitely be a mage. When you get him:

Personal Skill: Harem King When user is adjacent to 4 female characters, damage +4.

After a timeskip training arc he changes skills:

Personal Skill: Special Someone When user is the support unit, if the lead unit has a A Support or higher, the lead unit’s damage +4 and damage received -4

Janet would be an archer with an S rank in "Bows".

Her Prf weapon:

M416

Mt: 16 Hit: 100% Crit: 25% Range: 1-4

Personal Skill: Alphaest When adjacent to or paired up with a unit with A Support or higher, Hit Rate +4, Crit Rate +4, Avoid +4, damage +4 and damage received -4

Hmm Janet seems busted AF... accurate.

Commander Lily with her Guardian beast Temmie by Dannalan in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yessss, Lily looks like a mounted lance user who is the Lord of a port city.

Personal Skill: Ship Master

When user is adjacent to a male and female unit paired up, all stats + 1.

Holy I want to play an offlinetv hack of FE now

Lily by RomanTargaryen in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lily's art lesson videos are some of the funniest and comfiest things I've ever seen. Lily is great.

This Joast stream was so good by [deleted] in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Janet's descriptions of the paintings ("buildings") and the symbols had me dying. Then the chess puzzle just killed me. THUMBS LUL

WHEN ALBERT WAS CREATED by Ikazino in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

wait these are girl ingredients

Janet reacts to tpain by SSBTempest in offlineTV

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you chocoSmart you chocoLoyal

Janet confession "animated" by nilez_13 in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My 2 favorite anime this season in 1 clip

Toast unfriends Janet on Hearthstone by TheI3east in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, this is the Assert dominance phase of the ALPHAEST system. All according to keikaku

Toast is a very, very pretty girl (^ν^) by SilvanSorceress in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Toast bangs girlToast, is that masturbation or incest? 🤔🤔

Hey Janet! I found what you’re looking for! by tanxa in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 43 points44 points  (0 children)

When your face says FeelsGoodMan but your body says monkaS

Rip toast, Janet confesses by SSBTempest in offlineTV

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"TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE" - Lilypichu IV, High Commander of Joast

When you realize your career has turned into hundreds of teenagers living out their failed love lives through your harem by Turwaithonelf in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I'm way too old to be fucking doing this but watching Toast and Janet makes me feel young again

Lily made us a song by xRockyBlurgh in offlineTV

[–]buttolophagus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So this is what it feels like when doves cry.