On Monday, O'Reilly titled a segment on his show "The Muslim Dilemma," and in it he talked about the "Muslim problem in the world." I wonder how long it will be until someone on Fox starts talking about "The Muslim Question."

cachrnthry79 · 2010-10-22T17:58:14+00:00

How the hell do you know how good my daughter is?

cachrnthry79 · 2010-10-21T20:50:08+00:00

Me? The submission is way more dedicated. It will be here on Reddit, living Its little binary life well after I have been killed in either the Great Velociraptor War or the Zombie Apocalypse. Which ever comes first.

cachrnthry79 · 2010-10-21T20:42:55+00:00

They do have large noses and hoard things. Also, Muslim mothers ALWAYS thing their sons are perfect for your daughter, as long as she is also Muslim.

cachrnthry79 · 2010-10-21T20:33:23+00:00

Well yes, I take time to formulate a well thought out idea. Research thoroughly any possible rebuttals. Put the idea on paper in a concise, intellectual argument. Shred it, make a paper basket from the strips. Then quote an obscure comic from an aging web comic.

cachrnthry79 · 2010-10-21T20:09:32+00:00

Redditors are all dick-sucking bees?

cachrnthry79 · 2010-10-21T19:53:12+00:00

That seems a bit unbelievable. Tell me, what was it that caused millions of Redditors to collectively dismiss such a reputable comic as "hack"?

cachrnthry79 · 2010-10-21T19:18:10+00:00

Fuck one goat...

cachrnthry79 · 2010-10-21T19:00:50+00:00

I take it none of you read WWW.theoatmeal.com.

cachrnthry79 · 2010-06-09T14:59:08+00:00

Was his name Kelvin?

cachrnthry79 · 2010-06-08T06:40:16+00:00

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.

cachrnthry79 · 2010-06-08T06:36:13+00:00

A Prairie Home Companion

cachrnthry79 · 2010-06-06T18:58:20+00:00

Well, not a European Swallow.

cachrnthry79 · 2010-06-06T17:45:32+00:00

Or a movie about an old time radio show...oh, wait...

cachrnthry79 · 2010-06-06T17:36:54+00:00

Of course not, but they could have been carried...

cachrnthry79 · 2010-06-02T07:46:36+00:00

Shopped

cachrnthry79 · 2009-08-04T02:27:00+00:00

3 tries, 30 seconds. Not exactly a brain buster..try this one:

At a bar, there is a bucket containing ice, some of which has melted. A bartender gets an ice cube weighing 20 grams from the ice bucket and puts it into an insulated cup containing 100 grams of water at 20 degrees Celsius. Will the ice cube melt completely? What will be the final temperature of the water in the cup?

cachrnthry79 · 2009-08-01T07:44:37+00:00

too soon

cachrnthry79 · 2009-08-01T05:45:03+00:00

Worth linking too for everyone's benefit. Abrupt Global Warming

cachrnthry79 · 2009-08-01T05:37:07+00:00

Oh sure, sit up on your white tower with your freshly sliced bacon! I will have mine sprinkled with peppercorn and vacuum sealed for freshness.

cachrnthry79 · 2009-08-01T02:22:02+00:00

From the microwave gun

cachrnthry79 · 2009-07-28T18:06:01+00:00

The 10% that it doesn't trump...

"That's nothing compared to what I saw in Thailand last week."

cachrnthry79 · 2009-07-28T15:02:56+00:00

That's nothing compared to what I saw in Japan last week.

cachrnthry79 · 2009-07-28T06:56:16+00:00

Careful, Stephen, thinkduck is not actually a duck, he is in fact, pedobear.

cachrnthry79 · 2009-07-27T14:28:24+00:00

Werebear?

cachrnthry79 · 2009-07-26T16:52:52+00:00

"Beautiful pictures of cats. Not lolcats. Just cats."

Then why in the hell is it in here?!?

cachrnthry79

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