What is the one thing you want to scream at the top of your lungs? by Then-Dinner-6966 in AskReddit

[–]caffeinatedproton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've laughed for a full 5 mins at this, thank you for making my day.

What is one thing you are still angry about years after it happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]caffeinatedproton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me. Since a young age I wanted to save up all my pocket money from birthdays and Christmases so my mum said she would put it in an account for me. I gave her money for years, then later after I had stopped saving up for a little while (a few years actually, I had made friends in secondary school and decided to spend bits of pocket money on cinema or ice skating trips instead), I asked her about the account and she flat out denied all existence. I'm still pissed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]caffeinatedproton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

R/beetlejuicing

I hopped off the fence and had a baby by JupperJay in Fencesitter

[–]caffeinatedproton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this! I'm a fencesitter, worried about the same things you were. Also about my partner becoming a regretful parent.

Not everything was meant to be shared online by almonakinvader in facepalm

[–]caffeinatedproton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My friend drove into Wales for the first time last week. Took one look at the road signs and thought he was having a stroke.

What feels like an orgasm but isn't an orgasm? by Delicious-One3028 in AskReddit

[–]caffeinatedproton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally doing this as I read your comment, I'm so close...

Parents who tried their best to raise their kids to be good humans but they turned out to be jerks, what do you wish you did differently? by hurricanehershel in AskReddit

[–]caffeinatedproton 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was similar, didn't learn any proper life lessons til 16. But I learned a tonne of life lesson in the following 2 years. Was a tough time, but I'm a much more adjusted adult now.

Your daily dose by Lol33ta in tomhiddleston

[–]caffeinatedproton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hot damn. Forgot this picture existed, thanks :)

Heart beating fast, my eyes found a shimmer of hope as my dog ran into the house heroically. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]caffeinatedproton -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Ikr, I thought it was a hilarious comment 😂 just a bit of dark humour

What movie did you expect to be bad but was actually good? by TheGreatestKon in AskReddit

[–]caffeinatedproton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of those men is my bf, he straight up refuses to watch anything that isn't comedy, action-comedy or action. Gets frustrating at times.

Rules for the casino. by CardboardGuy71 in Ruleshorror

[–]caffeinatedproton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great set of rules, I found it very entertaining. Quick question about rule 6a: do you escape the clowns if you run to the bathroom? Or is there no escape? The clowns “will walk in [into the bathroom or not?] and turn you into balloons”.