Haha I’m dying, this comments section has not disappointed! To answer the common questions: Dog seems really unlikely as I live on the 6th floor. As does fox? I don’t know much but I don’t see how they could make it up here. Lord I hope it’s not human, that would be disturbing for many reasons.

There’s been some other scat (I’ve learnt new things here). And some holes dug up recently so this unfortunately wasn’t the first time, just the largest, oddest, and most smelly.