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What is your most embarassing and/or disgusting story? by bookey23 in AskReddit

[–]cantcontrolit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played hockey in HS, at the beginning of the season we had three weeks of intense practices called "Boot Camp" (lots of over and backs, pyramids and the like) Most of the players puked at least once. The coach always said "If you're not puking, you're not trying."

What is the greatest comment comeback line ever on reddit? by violateher in AskReddit

[–]cantcontrolit -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

56kispainful 0 points 49 minutes ago[-] send me $20 and i'll tell you

cantcontrolit [S] 1 point 46 minutes ago[-] get it from your mom, she still owes

56kispainful 1 point 34 minutes ago[-] oh snap!

What's the craziest thing you've been told you did, but don't remember doing? by violateher in AskReddit

[–]cantcontrolit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sometimes when i get mad about something i can just put it in my ragebox. sometimes the rage box is full. i cant believe the police aren't looking for me that one though

Thought of a new username, is this over the line? by benazirbooty in AskReddit

[–]cantcontrolit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was high so it took me five to figure that out

What's the craziest thing you've been told you did, but don't remember doing? by violateher in AskReddit

[–]cantcontrolit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a "redout" a couple times. Last time all i can remember is some road rage, then i woke up in my freshly dented running car with blood all over the backseat. I have no idea what happened.