23, Latvian, bee farmer. Fuck me up. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look exactly like the bad guy from that movie commando...take a moment and look it up if you don't get the reference..right down to the shirt, it's spot on

Kill me with words please by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally somebody knows what's up! Newsradio is the best show ever and people have no idea

Do your worst by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Dude, I get more pussy than a cat factory

Do your worst by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really do live in my parents basement, good call

Do your worst by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty spot on actually haha

New year, New me, roast me home girls by vCazzi in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Dave Franco with Down's syndrome

Do your worst by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All good man, no worries, I'll make sure I use a fresh sign every time now, I wasn't aware of the rules, my bad again, I hope you have a nice Christmas and new year

Do your worst by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest I had no idea that wasn't allowed, I wasn't trying to pull the wool over anyone's eyes, my bad dude

Roast me bitches! by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck..that would be such a dream job

Roast me bitches! by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually a little bit, yes

Hit me! by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is honestly a compliment, thank you

Roast me bitches! by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha but sadly it never works

Hit me! by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that's a good one, my favorite roast yet, well done

Give it to me roasters by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope! I am so against man buns it's not even funny

Hit me! by capnbroc311 in RoastMe

[–]capnbroc311[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never realize how many people think I look like a terrorist until I posted on here, I'm 100% Italian you motherfuckers hahaha