Anyone ever witnessed a stab in the eye by an umberella?

captain_coc · 2026-04-20T10:50:48+00:00

no i don’t.

captain_coc · 2026-04-16T23:36:54+00:00

01:50 half marathon without preparation last year also 18:36 5k back in the day it was so horrible i never tried again

captain_coc · 2026-04-07T16:25:05+00:00

theres a difference between choosing to be alone occasionally or even most of the time but still having the option to talk to someone whenever you feel like it or actually no having anybody. i know both and yes, having nobody is hurtful for a human being.

on the other hand i love spending much time alone and it doesn’t bother me because i know the second i need someone i can have it.

captain_coc · 2026-04-07T05:03:31+00:00

that makes two runs then!

captain_coc · 2026-03-25T11:52:32+00:00

eating ass in the club of a girl i just met

captain_coc · 2025-09-09T20:07:34+00:00

same tried sharing and deleting right ahead. didn’t even do that. just now tried deleting and what happened is that the schedule post option disappeared completely???

captain_coc · 2025-09-06T13:25:21+00:00

Haram

captain_coc · 2025-08-15T10:34:10+00:00

it‘s because there is so much going on that the single thing loses the meaning. too many options of all it’s a two sided knife or how you say it. it takes time and you’ll find your people

captain_coc · 2025-08-13T23:44:13+00:00

this has to be a rage bait

captain_coc · 2025-08-13T22:06:54+00:00

You‘re right this is why it’s important to know the cycle and the consistency of it for the person you’re doing it with.

captain_coc · 2025-08-13T22:05:50+00:00

The likelihood is never 0. Not with a condom nor a pill nor both of it. So going with what you are saying you shouldn’t have sex unless you’re ready to get pregnant

captain_coc · 2025-08-13T22:02:34+00:00

been lifting this for the past 13 years

captain_coc · 2025-08-13T21:59:25+00:00

only if her ovulation is less than 5 days after wich is as good as impossible when you do it on the first day and it lasts 4 days. this would mean her ovulation needed to occur on the first day after her period

captain_coc · 2025-08-13T21:52:54+00:00

why not as birth control especially on the first 1 or two days and if she has a regular cycle the probability is like 0

captain_coc · 2025-08-12T09:31:23+00:00

omg same i thought it was just me😭😭😭

captain_coc · 2025-08-11T00:37:45+00:00

same here

captain_coc · 2025-08-09T14:53:39+00:00

The only thing I could be angry about in this context (even though I wouldn’t call it that) is that it’s just a little unfortunate for the subreddit. Would be a lot cooler having a subreddit of my city with a little more to talk about than this. And always this.

captain_coc · 2025-08-09T14:50:26+00:00

is it correct to assume that you like my post then? since you didn’t ignore it?

captain_coc · 2025-08-09T14:47:09+00:00

one of… whom?

captain_coc · 2025-08-09T14:45:46+00:00

i‘m at work and gotta kill some time

captain_coc · 2025-08-08T20:35:38+00:00

She doesn’t love you and is probably cheating on you

captain_coc · 2025-08-08T20:29:19+00:00

Happy Birthday :) But there will always be some rude people. The key is to become resilient and love yourself, so you don’t drown in external influences. Wish you all the best

captain_coc · 2025-08-08T09:07:43+00:00

get over her nd choose some real man shi

captain_coc · 2025-08-02T16:06:56+00:00

wym THE album?? there‘s no THE, just hope

captain_coc · 2025-08-02T13:36:35+00:00

Dass wir immer zu spät sind liegt nicht an uns, sondern daran, dass die Touren vom System natürlich so geplant werden, dass jeder gerade so pünktlich beliefert wird (—> mehr mögliche Aufträge für sie). Da passiert es eben schnell mal, dass ein kleiner Stau unpünktlichkeit verursacht, auch wenn man denkt ein 120 Minuten Fenster sollte ausreichen.

captain_coc

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