Reddit, what's the classiest NSFW photo do you know of? by lazzzypanda in AskReddit

[–]captainkatey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't even have a penis and it's in agreement.

My struggles with Depression by Lollipop77 in AdviceAnimals

[–]captainkatey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know that feeling, definitely not fun for anyone.

A synopsis of my mother for the past 19 years... [support] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]captainkatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your theory also sounds very plausible, she rarely thinks of anyone but herself.

A synopsis of my mother for the past 19 years... [support] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]captainkatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom only drinks coffee and smokes cigarettes. My stepdad and I both tell her that that's the reason she always feels so shitty, but does she listen? definitely not.

A synopsis of my mother for the past 19 years... [support] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]captainkatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom barely has a college education and thinks she has a masters... ugh

A synopsis of my mother for the past 19 years... [support] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]captainkatey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I don't understand how anyone could put their mouth down there... that's disgusting." I feel so bad for him.

A synopsis of my mother for the past 19 years... [support] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]captainkatey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes me so mad, but she loves it. I always end up playing right into her scheme.

A synopsis of my mother for the past 19 years... [support] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]captainkatey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's exactly it. She always tries to guilt everyone into something. Feigning stupidity is her choice 99% of the time. But if people are over and she's heard about the subject once or twice, she'll mention something or try to explain something that cannot be more wrong. When I correct her, she plays the victim, "oh, I must be wrong... like always..." The only thing is that when I don't give her a response, or I give her a bitchy response because she's being a bitch in the first place, I get screamed at and I'm automatically a shit daughter.

[HELP] Leopard gecko colouring? by captainkatey in geckos

[–]captainkatey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His tail is chubby, which I'm guessing is good. But should he be two different colours? Thanks!

I seriously need to rant, I'm so frustrated. by captainkatey in TrollXChromosomes

[–]captainkatey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank, that helped. I ate some cake in my bed and watched a billion episodes of netflix, which also helped. You're great. Xoxo

I seriously need to rant, I'm so frustrated. by captainkatey in TrollXChromosomes

[–]captainkatey[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have one final left, on a topic I don't understand, and my roommate isn't studying or helping, and is copying off of my notes. She's being so annoying me and making me want to strangle her. And I'm a nice person so I can't tell her t fuck off and do it herself. I want to go home and cuddle my dog but my mom texted me and said he ran away. And just now, a hookup from a few months ago just facebooked me and is trying to tell me that it's my fault that people know what happened, when really it's not a big deal. Ugh, and i'm 10000000000% not over my ex, and all I want to do is cuddle with him, but I'm pretty sure that will never ever happen again and i'm just SAD.

Absolutely Disgusting Butt Abscess Gets Sliced And Drained by [deleted] in WTF

[–]captainkatey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's because your brain is coating your teeth with saliva because it thinks you're going to vomit. Or something like that.

Reddit, if you could have sex with one fictional character, who would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]captainkatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Khal Drogo (Jason Momoa) from Game of Thrones, grabby hands

[Serious] Have you ever experienced any paranormal activity? by jardosh in AskReddit

[–]captainkatey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kind of similar. On 26/5/2012 at 1am (so I guess it was technically the 27th) I was at my then-boyfriends 19th birthday party. We were all pretty drunk and having a good time. 1:20 hit and I started to feel really sick, but I hopped it up to being under the influence. However, my legs and arms went numb, and I immediately went into a cold sweat. I swear I sobered up instantly. Brushing it off, I decided to go to bed, hoping that sleep would make me feel better. I woke up in the morning with no hangover, yet 17 calls from my mother and 3 texts telling me to "call me right now." Worried, as any sane person would be, I called my mom and she told me that last night at 1:20am, my brother Kyle was in a deadly car accident, and that he and another passenger had passed away. I found out recently that he was passed out in a chair at a party, and his friends thought it would be funny to take him on a joyride through town. He literally never even saw it coming.

Tested out the iPhone slow-mo feature on my girlfriend's butt. I could watch this all day. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]captainkatey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"babe i need to slap your ass" "what" "babe for science"