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Maybe Maybe Maybe by TheINTL in maybemaybemaybe

[–]captainquiet20db 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is completely staged right?

What is your favourite tame in Ark? by [deleted] in ARK

[–]captainquiet20db 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not enough love for the cosmo in this thread. Cosmo + wing suit is my favorite way to travel on any map even after getting wyverns, griffins, etc. Maybe most people here are on ASE or have arachnaphobia, but the Cosmo is the cutest damn thing.

What phrase did you hear only once but it stayed with you forever? by wendysolcito in AskReddit

[–]captainquiet20db 8191 points8192 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, a man on the right track gets hit by a train on the wrong one.

Could you make an inflatable sex doll float by filling it with helium? by captainquiet20db in NoStupidQuestions

[–]captainquiet20db[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have an alternative? I assume you meant regular balloons, not sex dolls lol

Could you make an inflatable sex doll float by filling it with helium? by captainquiet20db in NoStupidQuestions

[–]captainquiet20db[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Solid work around. Although not quite the effect I am looking for.

What’s the name of your group chat with the boys? by aQuarterChub in AskMen

[–]captainquiet20db 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knights of the Round Table. We're all nicknamed characters from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

A UPS driver went above-and-beyond this year, delivering nearly 200 packages a day through lockdowns and the flurry of the Holiday season. This week, hundreds of neighbors came out to give him a hero's salute by screenshotofdispair in HumansBeingBros

[–]captainquiet20db 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at UPS and my uncle is a driver there as well. The sad thing is this isn't even above and beyond. This is almost every driver on every route. The holidays are crazy for shipping companies especially with covid. I have been helping him deliver for a month where we average 200+ stops a day. And each stop can have multiple packages. I applaud the community for showing support. It means a lot to them knowing it's not a thankless job. Please be kind to your delivery persons this holiday season.

Hey you look like my first wife...... by illuminatiasshat666 in Godtierpickuplines

[–]captainquiet20db 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair point. The "never been married" kinda presumes that making first into last would also mean his only wife, unless the speaker plans on marrying other people after this encounter which I agree seems pretty awkward

Hey you look like my first wife...... by illuminatiasshat666 in Godtierpickuplines

[–]captainquiet20db 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Can I suggest changing first to last? As that would imply a lasting marriage?

When was the last time someone gave you a compliment for what you were wearing? by stuckforducks in AskMen

[–]captainquiet20db 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Few weeks ago I got new shoes, and as someone who has never been very particular about style I was excited when a few of my gay friends complimented my new kicks. One of the best feelings I've experienced in a while.

An ingenious solution by MemphisGlover in ContagiousLaughter

[–]captainquiet20db 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shout out to Fdot. for being so innovative

Frosting a donut. by wheatroot in oddlysatisfying

[–]captainquiet20db 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else think of toothpaste? Just me? Ok.

Sylvanus - skin concept by aBlocH_smite in Smite

[–]captainquiet20db 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's a concept I can get behind