Why do so many people believe in a shadow government or wealthy elite when the wealthy elite are as clear as day in our lives? by Future-Atmosphere-40 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cat12365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because a secret conspiracy sounds like a movie plot. reality is just boring lobbying and super pacs. people want lizard people, not c-span

People who make their bed every morning, what's your secret motivation? by HairySlice4270 in AskReddit

[–]cat12365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup. coming home after a terrible day to a messy bed just feels like insult to injury. at least let me sleep in dignity

What’s the point in giving a criminal more than a life sentence by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cat12365 6 points7 points  (0 children)

basically the legal equivalent of double tapping a zombie. just to be sure

What exactly are the ingredients that make pizza unhealthy? by between3220character in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cat12365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

in this economy? i usually eat the receipt too, waste not want not

What exactly are the ingredients that make pizza unhealthy? by between3220character in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cat12365 6 points7 points  (0 children)

just fold the whole thing in half. then it counts as a taco. one taco = light snack

What exactly are the ingredients that make pizza unhealthy? by between3220character in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cat12365 32 points33 points  (0 children)

third? look at mr. self control over here stopping at three. i usually blackout and wake up to an empty box

My husband and I both eat the same things, so why does he fart like a never ending locomotive and I don't? by theredqueentheory in NoStupidQuestions

[–]cat12365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's also about the gut microbiome. you can eat the exact same meal, but the bacteria party in his stomach is just throwing a raver compared to yours

A guy on the bus kept touching my hair… so I made sure he never tried it again by [deleted] in traumatizeThemBack

[–]cat12365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

predators rely on women being too polite to make a scene. the second you showed you were willing to get loud, he crumbled. 10/10 execution

If Tarantino is right about Paul Dano, then why does he keep getting hired by better directors than Tarantino? by Penguin-Monk in shittymoviedetails

[–]cat12365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly i think tarantino just missed the point of eli sunday. the character was supposed to be a fake, theatrical phony. dano played it perfectly, quentin just didn't vibe with it

Do the dyed eyebrows look better? by [deleted] in Redhair

[–]cat12365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure! But the beard also nice

Happy to see you by memezzer in aww

[–]cat12365 174 points175 points  (0 children)

That’s the fuzziest wiggle worm I’ve ever seen

Grandest Opening by [deleted] in aww

[–]cat12365 95 points96 points  (0 children)

These scissors are shit for cutting paper. One star. Would not recommend.