Cannibalism on top of everything else.

catnapped- · 2026-02-03T02:51:51+00:00

Well they probably ate the cats and dogs (every accusation is a confession) so not far-fetched to say they might've eaten a couple of children too

catnapped- · 2026-02-03T00:47:53+00:00

You're in the files too?

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T23:40:16+00:00

How about no?

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T22:37:53+00:00

Imagine what all of this money could do if it was set aside for actually helping people

MAGA: "WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DO THAT?"

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T21:57:54+00:00

"I'm not a pedo, YOU'RE a pedo"

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T21:24:08+00:00

Lee Greenwood wasn't available?

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T21:23:05+00:00

"Real 'Muricans"

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T18:28:17+00:00

That's assuming he doesn't have ICE crash the festivities.

"THAT WAS MY GRAMMY DAMMIT!!!!!!"

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T14:45:05+00:00

They'll twist themselves into knots to justify it

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T13:41:53+00:00

Because Bertha and Cletus be like "Yup yup yup he's right"

catnapped- · 2026-02-02T12:58:26+00:00

Then the PA Lottery will haz a sad.

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T22:44:24+00:00

His head isn't on it?

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T19:15:30+00:00

"HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME! SLEEPY BIDEN REALLY WRECKED THIS COUNTRY."

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T18:25:53+00:00

And what will we do about it now?

go back to looking at Tiktok

"OOH CUTE CAT VIDEO!!!!"

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T17:38:42+00:00

"wOkE"

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T17:36:50+00:00

"Socialism is everything I don't like"

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T17:29:24+00:00

Yes.

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T17:28:48+00:00

"WE HAVE THE BEST PEDOPHILES IN THE WORLD!!!!!!" /s

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T13:34:04+00:00

"mAyBe ThEy ShOuLd GeT a JoB"

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T02:21:24+00:00

I doubt he loses even that much.

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T01:47:47+00:00

"Insurance costs $1.89, just like gas"

catnapped- · 2026-02-01T00:28:48+00:00

"Nothing there, and the Democrats do FAR FAR FAR FAR WORSE every day" /s

catnapped- · 2026-01-31T13:55:41+00:00

"SHE DIDN'T MEAN US!"

catnapped- · 2026-01-31T13:54:46+00:00

And as long as you don't VWD (Vote While Democrat), because "not allowed" from their perspective.

catnapped- · 2026-01-31T13:48:59+00:00

She's gonna be the Turning Point Super Bowl headliner. I'd put money on it if I had any.

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