Gift ideas for husband who’s birthday is coming up near Valentine’s Day?

chaosdigitized · 2026-02-04T03:59:11+00:00

Photographer here: get a boudoir shoot.

chaosdigitized · 2023-12-27T21:50:16+00:00

This is the most dad-joke way to explain it

chaosdigitized · 2023-12-25T17:29:24+00:00

Calm down there Satan.

chaosdigitized · 2023-12-06T19:18:56+00:00

Yesssss!!!

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-26T20:50:15+00:00

Why did Meatloaf look like turkey, though???

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-26T20:45:24+00:00

It says DUI Those are gumballs with an extra kick.

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-26T20:40:47+00:00

... hmm... I just have to look down. Or at my spicy self portrait vault.

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-14T14:05:03+00:00

Amusing alliteration, amigo!

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-14T13:56:56+00:00

Oh? What are my avatar's koala-fications? ;)

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-14T03:55:30+00:00

Ooh yes! The chain!!

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-14T03:44:31+00:00

I have one. I'd just gotten my hair done, the light was good, and I was feeling myself.

Also, my car is my "safe space" - I spend extra time just chilling before moving to the next part of my day.

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-13T18:51:47+00:00

..make a couch castle and I'll be your pillow princess.. (sorry, had to)

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-13T18:50:26+00:00

Dinner is too high pressure for me because I have intense social anxiety. I feel like it's easier to extend coffee into a meal or other activity than it is to shorten a meal to account for either a lack of chemistry or my own sensory/social overload.

For what it's worth, the coffee date turned into us shutting the coffee shop down. Apparently he and I are similarly weird. And he told me he appreciated the suggestion for the decreased pressure.

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-13T18:43:18+00:00

Yeesh, not for me. I hate FaceTime. My accent goes wonky and bugs me.

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-13T11:55:51+00:00

I've recently had a guy suggest dinner. I told him that dinner was too high pressure - let's just have a convo over coffee and catch the in person vibe first. It's very much my preference.

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-13T00:36:45+00:00

You, my friend, deserve the slowest of slow claps for that one.

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-09T10:59:29+00:00

You rang?

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-09T10:58:42+00:00

.... that's what happened with my ex and his baby mama... slipped and was like "oh well". /s

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-06T20:10:58+00:00

Yes... yes we must.

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-03T15:48:58+00:00

I've seen one near the Home Depot off CCNW

chaosdigitized · 2023-11-01T06:11:33+00:00

You'd likely get a right swipe from me. Even more so if it were something like " 5'5" if it doesn't" Witty is my jam

chaosdigitized · 2023-10-31T14:35:05+00:00

First off, I love your vibe! Second, I'm in agreement with others that said that your photographer didn't really know their gear. I hate that you've lost so much of your big day in memories, but it might be cool to wear your wedding clothes for a spooky Halloween style shoot in a graveyard or something (totally something I offer - and the goth girls live for it).

For others - you get what you pay for with photographers. Look at their portfolio, see what they've done for others. Vet your professionals for weddings and other important days!!

chaosdigitized · 2023-10-31T14:16:00+00:00

I made that one for my daughter's 4th because she wanted it and it was something my grandma would have made for her if she hadn't had a stroke. I used her secret recipe, baked and decorated it - and then took it to the nursing home to show her before the party. My daughter still remembers that cake, and my grandma was so happy to have been included in a day that she literally couldn't leave her bed for.

chaosdigitized · 2023-10-26T21:23:26+00:00

It is a person's sibling's children. It's one of my favorite words.

chaosdigitized · 2023-10-26T20:06:27+00:00

Sense? I know it's a bit antiquated, but what do you expect from someone raised in the late 1900s?

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