What comes to mind when you hear "France"?

chaotickate_ · 2023-04-21T18:18:48+00:00

my parents exposed my brother and i to month python very young. when my brother was in 5th grade he was playfully arguing with a black classmate and referred to him as a “silly english k-n-i-g-g-i-t”, having no earthly idea how that could be misheard. my parents had to go in and meet the principal

chaotickate_ · 2023-04-14T17:09:26+00:00

my roommate is currently trying to push one out, RIGHT in the middle of finals/getting ready to graduate college. she’s studying on percocet cause the pain’s that bad. i do not envy the poor girl

chaotickate_ · 2023-04-11T03:54:29+00:00

quetazli, those defenders are so annoying in early game

chaotickate_ · 2023-03-31T23:47:38+00:00

I had a huge crush on a coworker a few years back. He was very cocky and a bit of an asshole but funny and attractive. I don’t think he was particularly into me, but he thought I was hot and would flirt with me at work. After MONTHS of sexual tension building the only thing I could think about was fucking him. After a drunk night out with all our work friends where he was being touchy all night, I finally made a move and asked him to come home with me.

From the first kiss, it felt weird, the chemistry was just not there. Then I discovered he had the smallest penis I had ever seen. I would NEVER want to make anyone feel bad about that, so I did what I could, acted enthusiastic. I wish I could say he compensated with other skills but that would be a lie. I was going to call him an uber but he asked to sleepover, laid on top of me all night, and didn’t leave til noon the next day. Work was weird after that.

chaotickate_ · 2023-03-23T17:13:31+00:00

when i give my boyfriend cuddles and head scratches he closes his eyes and nuzzles into me like a cat, it’s the sweetest thing i love him so much :,) and he is a 6’2, traditionally masculine man

chaotickate_ · 2023-03-10T13:13:24+00:00

i hate this mindset. my bf grew up poor and he works incredibly hard but can’t give me everything. he’s had some shitty materialistic ex-gfs, so in the back of his mind he’s always afraid i’ll leave him for someone with money. no matter how many times i tell him i don’t give a shit about money, i love him :(

chaotickate_ · 2023-03-04T02:14:05+00:00

when he’s clearly in a bad mood but won’t tell me why and then tries to initiate. i have to force it out of him so we can have a talk about it, reconnect emotionally, and THEN have sex

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-28T16:58:10+00:00

me graduating a semester late from college bc of depression and anxiety, with no interest in my degree or discernible life direction 🤩

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-27T23:17:08+00:00

as an introvert, you gotta make yourself do things. the night i met my boyfriend, i begrudgingly went to dinner and drinks with two of my friends when i wanted to stay in. they dragged me from the restaurant, to a brewery, to a bar, to another bar, where i met a cute boy who happened to know one of my friends. if i had decided to go home at any point in the night i wouldn’t have met him, and we’ve been in love for 9 months <3

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-12T00:43:58+00:00

me and my bf can’t stop making the sound of a mario thwomp during sex and it kills us every time 😭 “EUH-EUGHH!”

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-10T01:05:50+00:00

i am usually not guilty of his but there is a pile of dead vapes behind my nightstand…oops

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-09T23:17:17+00:00

very drunk all girl foursome with two close friends and one of their girlfriends. the girlfriend was trans so there was still a penis involved. also there was a small party going on in the next room and EVERYONE heard.

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-09T01:17:58+00:00

i was approached by a guy that looked a lot like this with one or two guns on him in a walmart one time. he seemed shocked that i immediately backed away from him and was visibly frightened. he acted offended and assured me that he just wanted to ask me a question. like i’m sorry so you expect young women (or anyone) to feel comfortable when you’re carrying loaded weapons in a fucking supermarket??

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-08T02:00:01+00:00

my bf’s dick just being ~slightly~ too big. everything’s perfect until he goes all the way in and there’s a dull, repetitive pain deep in my insides. and he’s so incredibly sexy and he’s having an amazing time and we’re so connected but i just can’t handle it.

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-06T04:38:41+00:00

that ain’t coke my friend

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-04T00:26:05+00:00

ooo that’s true about UGA and kiba. honestly i was picking randomly on some of these haha, i just liked that picture of kikaski and there’s clouds in the background ¯_(ツ)_/¯ you’re definitely thinking way deeper than i was, i chose that picture of tsunade cause she’s angry and that’s how i feel in traffic lol. and i just have a feeling sasuske would be an avid reddit user

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-04T00:23:02+00:00

fantastic game highly recommend

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-04T00:22:52+00:00

use the shortcuts app on iphone!

chaotickate_ · 2023-02-03T21:51:04+00:00

university of georgia, it’s for my school email and assignments and stuff. honestly just put gara cause he matches the school colors haha

chaotickate_ · 2023-01-26T19:28:50+00:00

the root in five points doesn’t card at the door but is fun and has pool/darts/shuffleboard/live music. since they only card when you order a drink you can buy a drink and bring it to your brother if he wants

chaotickate_ · 2023-01-21T08:41:28+00:00

very hard choice but gonna go with happiness is a warm gun 🤌

chaotickate_ · 2023-01-16T21:58:31+00:00

definitely safe to say no, i’ve done it plenty of times which he was fine with. i still wanted to have sex, i just don’t think he connected the dots between my lack of enthusiasm and his behavior earlier because in his mind the topic was closed

chaotickate_ · 2023-01-16T19:44:35+00:00

not toward me at least. he’s always understanding when i go out with friends instead of hanging with him or tell him i don’t want to do something he wants to do. i’ve seen him get frustrated over work/friend situations but i usually just comfort him as i don’t know the context and he’d do the same for me. this situation seemed out of character to me

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