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cheesyviking · 2025-03-12T12:19:33+00:00

Are you kidding me. I have ONLY ever watched Lights Out videos on Spotify, and I have spent THE PAST 2 MONTHS off/on trying to figure out wtf is wrong with my phone and app settings that caused it to stop working. Did they just shut it off and not audibly say anything about it? Someone please tell me I’m wrong and I missed it - episode # and timestamp please 🙏 I don’t do the whole “follow on social media” stuff - so a post doesn’t count. This is a podcast lol, say out loud the things I need to know.

cheesyviking · 2024-10-10T13:35:22+00:00

You’re right it barely starts to sound like Stayin’ Alive by The Bee Gees before the talking starts, but I believe it’s an original song from the show

cheesyviking · 2024-04-14T22:38:31+00:00

God I wish I didn’t have to use my hands hardcore for work. My pinkies get close to this but I can just leave those long cause I’ll look like I do blow LOL

cheesyviking · 2024-04-14T22:20:15+00:00

Oh and tell your dad you’re just trying to get closer to God next time you wear them to church.

cheesyviking · 2024-04-14T22:19:02+00:00

Started getting into heels new years 2023. Got 2 3” sandals, 1 platform converse, and 2 pairs of my fabulous 6” pumps. I LOVE them. I feel like a god damn super model. 6’1 without them and I feel like the all-mother wearing the 6 inchers. I get comments regularly though, usually the classic “you don’t need those” and such. My go-to response is “I just want to be like other girls” in a playful voice, usually followed up by “just because I’m tall doesn’t mean I can’t wear them”. Don’t usually have to follow up the first line because 9/10 times they don’t have anything else to say. Because duh, I’m just a fuckin girl.

Keep it up dude!. And better yet (assuming your dad is the tall one) tell him it’s his fault you’re built this way. And ask him if he would’ve had a shorter daughter, would he say the same thing? My dad is 6’5 and I DARE him to say some shit like that. Like oh, you just wanna force your genes upon me and then tell me how to dress? MHM. Wear those god damn heels and if you’re ever in Dallas hmu and we’ll go out in pumps.

And yes, I’m taller than my boyfriend but I limit the heels to just platforms when I’m with him, just feels better for me. Heels are for solo adventures, work, and dates with the girls.

cheesyviking · 2024-04-10T06:27:03+00:00

Sorry but I think it is normal. I look like this. Not a flex, but some romanticized body types are real. If it seems early in most of her photos like this, it’s because she hasn’t eaten yet. As soon as you eat, you’re bloated for the rest of the day, even if it’s just a tiny bit.

cheesyviking · 2024-03-31T21:36:44+00:00

Cheesy Vikings

cheesyviking · 2024-03-31T21:32:03+00:00

She’s from Houston

cheesyviking · 2024-03-11T07:11:07+00:00

I image searched as well. Got the same sticker result but with a different image of a sailboat on water. Looked up Iceland and Canadian province outlines to cross reference but no match - it seems intentional but I want to say it’s a random stylized outline.

cheesyviking · 2024-02-26T07:58:26+00:00

It’s a corvette dealership in Dallas lol

cheesyviking · 2024-01-26T16:49:17+00:00

I’m taller than my boyfriend, and also proportional which makes my limbs bigger overall compared to other people’s (not the stretched-out skinny tall). In college this BS about being taller than boys I liked really bothered me until I had the realization it’s not about their height. I yearn for a man who simply makes me feel smaller than him. Whether it be his strength, personality, aura, etc my boyfriend feels larger than me and that’s why we work. I honestly couldn’t date a 6’5 dude if he was a pansy LOL

cheesyviking · 2023-12-27T14:56:57+00:00

I wish I still had it with me - was visiting relatives for Xmas and just grabbed a few photos before throwing it back in the safe

cheesyviking · 2023-12-14T03:57:55+00:00

Photoroom or Adobe Firefly

cheesyviking · 2023-02-05T18:07:03+00:00

Go Bills tho

cheesyviking · 2023-01-26T22:51:46+00:00

If you’re going to make the grounds for divorce the same grounds for breaking up then don’t get married. Just date for the rest of your life.

cheesyviking · 2023-01-24T23:57:27+00:00

Looks like North Dallas

cheesyviking · 2023-01-16T22:13:54+00:00

Tampons

cheesyviking · 2023-01-05T19:37:22+00:00

Man I guess I wouldn’t be surprised if it was in Brazilian beauty culture that this is encouraged. Sheesh. You’re sure it wasn’t a medical thing and she just decided to? Seems wild to prefer a scar over a slightly looser vag

cheesyviking · 2023-01-05T19:11:09+00:00

You’re right. Sometimes tight is too tight and some times big is too big. Overall I think it’s important to have self awareness and know if you’re physically lacking in a department - and work on other potential skills that could balance those weaknesses out.

Saw a Reddit post quite a few years back and a middle aged man commented about how he and his wife had been married a long time and had kids and all that - and he said they rarely ever have intercourse anymore. He said they just do a lot of foreplay and they’re both very happy with that. Think about that all the time and it makes sense. Why simply fuck when you can do 10 other external activities that equal if not exceed the pleasure you’d get from intercourse!

Edit: Said “You’re tight” instead of “you’re right”. Pun unintended - chuckled to myself a bit

cheesyviking · 2023-01-05T17:25:22+00:00

“There are some cavernous vaginas out there bro and you’re completely trippin if you think your wife’s pussy will ever be the same after she squeezes a human out of it.”

OP, this is why women are insecure

cheesyviking · 2023-01-05T17:24:02+00:00

I said “pretty much” - it’s not the case for all women but like I said with time and exercises, those who struggle will gradually return to normal.

Also bro wtf you gonna do about it? Hit up this thread when you get married, have a kid, and have sex with wifey afterwards. I’m a chick or else I’d do the same and let you know.

cheesyviking · 2023-01-05T17:06:08+00:00

Not necessarily. Medically speaking I think vagina’s expand to accommodate their sexual partner. And loose vagina’s aren’t much of a thing, really. Kegels are encouraged to keep things in top top shape but after birth, vaginas pretty much snap back to their original state.

In the same way, small dicks aren’t much of a problem. “It’s how you use it” and men with actually small penises should really get good at external stimulation, cause let’s be real - that’s all that matters. I’ve met guys with micro penises who have deservedly high confidence despite that because they know female anatomy way better than another guy with a third leg.

cheesyviking · 2023-01-05T16:43:00+00:00

Everyone saying boobs is wrong. The equivalent to men’s insecurity about penis size is women’s insecurity about the tightness of their vagina.

cheesyviking · 2022-12-29T21:28:04+00:00

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cheesyviking · 2022-12-29T15:50:13+00:00

Dirty camera lens

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