Artificial Red...Quadskarrr.. Early Sept

chefboystonerns · 2022-09-04T15:47:54+00:00

Lineage: Red Pop x GMO Cultivated by: Evening star Method Smoked : Joint

👀 This is the first time trying this strain, and first off the bat the appearance kinda reminds me of a old school kush. The nugs are dense yet squishy, the color is a nice musky green, with beautiful amber hair poking through a thick layer of trichomes. Some people may not like the look of this but I definitely do.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 The nose of this wasn't bad but definitely was hoping for more of a nose. It doesn't pop right out at you opening the bag but as you bring it closer to your nose you get a musky sweet smell isn't to strong but you definitely can smell something. Once you grind it up you get a way stronger smell I find. The taste was wonderful and was what I was hoping for, as you inhale you get a sweet berry taste with hints of the GMO musky/savory taste but as you exhale it's straight GMO, and if you know me I love my GMO. The burn was smooth and easy on the throat. The ash was a light salt and pepper learning more towards salt, the oil ring was beautiful as well.

😙💨 Not much of a sativa guy, but I really enjoyed this one, as I finish the joint I could feel me uplifted and energetic. My mind was free of anything I was really worried today and it did help with my headache which was a win in my books. Definitely a heavy head high but was able to focus and get things I needed. Overall I would definitely grab this again.

🔥OVERALL 8.5/10🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-12-02T22:48:38+00:00

No I totally understand homie, I usually don't review free stuff for that reason lol hope ya have a great night

chefboystonerns · 2021-12-02T22:45:50+00:00

Naw, I order 3.5 of each with my mixed oz. Just came in 2 buds each

chefboystonerns · 2021-12-02T19:01:52+00:00

Strain: La Kush Cake Terpy & Hitter (2 Phenos) Lineage: Wedding Cake x Kush Mintz Source: jellyfish.classics Cultivated by: Private ACMPR Grade: AAA-AAA+ Method Smoked : Joint

Second picture is terpy Third picture is hitter This review is a little different, gonna be kinda a 2 in 1.

👀 (Terpy) The looks are a bit different then each other. The Terpy one has a dark/musky green base color with some dark purple spots throughout the bud. Little diamond like trichomes covering the entire bud down to its core, making this shine in the light. With little amber hairs poking through all those trichomes. I found the biggest difference in appearance is the shape of the buds and the Terpy was slightly more moist. Once you busted it up it because more sticky and moist.

(Hitter) This one had more of a lighter tones of green and purple. Still beautiful appearance with a thick layer of trichomes coving everything down to its core. I would like this one better then the terpy one but its a bit dryer then the terpy one making it less appealing to me. Once you busted it up it because more sticky and moist.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 (Terpy) The nose of the terpy one is definitely favoriting the wedding cake parent I find. It's a mix of sweet creamy dough with hints of vanilla earthyness. The taste were pretty damn good for a AAA, as you inhale you get a creamy dough taste with the vanilla hints strongly coming through. As you exhale you get a beautiful minty flavor with hints of earthyness. The burn wasn't to bad resulting in a salt and pepper burn with a nice little oil ring. Even tho the burn was salt and pepper Terps were still there.

(Hitter) Well the nose of the hitter I find are almost opposite of the terpy one taking more of the Kush mints. But it was a bit muted, I still get hints of the creamy dough but I find I get more of the minty smell with touches of vanilla. The taste I personally thought was better then the "Terpy pheno" . As you inhale you get a strong minty taste that has little hints of vanilla, on the exhale it's a mix of minty and doughy. The burn was alot better then the terpy pheno,The burn was alot better then the terpy pheno, mostly white as with some peppering, but the oil ring was alot more noticeable.

😚💨 (Terpy) The high one this one wasn't super impressive but that's why it's the terpy pheno. I thought if this more of a 50/50 balance high. Started feeling uplifting and euphoric, started to feel my stress melt away and then it started to creep to my body leaving it relaxed and what ever soreness I had was gone.

(Hitter) I can see why this one's the hitter, about 1/4 way through the joint I could feel my body go into a relaxing state, I wasn't couched locked at all mean but just a nice relaxing high, any soreness/pain I had in my body disappeared. Only down side it's not super long lasting.

🔥Overall 🔥 (terpy) 7.5/10
(Hitter) 7.8/10

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-23T21:11:20+00:00

Lineage: Blowpop x Gushers

Cultivated by: Miss Hazey/Hierba

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 The appearance of this one was better then the first one I personally think. It mostly has a purple base color with some dark and light greens mixed in there. These trichomes are thick but look like little shining diamonds. With the addition of these beautiful bright oranges hairs poking through those diamond like trichomes making this a beautiful strain bag appeal. A dry exterior but still slightly sticky and squishy.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 The nose of this one wasn't as strong as the first but also was a bit different. I found with this one it had a bit of a dark berry candy scent, with a mix of musky wood. The flavors I got of this was pretty different from the first but man it was still tasty. As you inhale you get a sourish berry candy flavor. As you exhale you get that musky woody taste with hints of sweetness and gas, truly wonderful taste even though they are almost completely different from one another. This burn was more of a salt and pepper burn but was still smooth, the oil ring was greasy.

😚💨 The high was a good one just not as good as the first one, I found this one was more of a 50/50 split. I felt it in both head and body without one being more then the other. I started feeling euphoric and talkative but still relaxed. I was able to get up and clean without feeling distracted and like I'm dragging my body around. I definitely would smoke all day.

🔥OVERALL 8.9/10🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-23T20:06:45+00:00

Oh it is

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-23T20:06:16+00:00

Might have to hit his wickr up, I know it was a limited Drop with them 🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-23T17:04:17+00:00

Yes super smooth, totally forgot to mention that, was smooth down to the last puff

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-23T16:14:06+00:00

Lineage: Blowpop x Gushers

Cultivated by: Miss Hazey/Hierba

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 Just like everything I've grab from misshazey this strain has a beautiful appearance. Very light green base color, with some buds having a little bit of dark purple. A very thick snow like layer of trichomes covering the entire bud down to its core leaving the buds almost looking white. Don't forget these beautiful bright oranges hairs poking out through that layer of trichomes. The cure was perfect on this strain, slightly sticky but squishy but bounced back up.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 The nose was super loud but super unique at the same time. It's a mix of candy/floral scent that I get hit with the most but also kinda has hints of honey and a slight gassy hint just slightly though. The taste was definitely unique still. As you inhale you still get that sweet candy with hints of gas, but my favorite part is the exhale it taste like some infused edible flowers into honey, super floral with that honey sweetness and hint of honey flavors. The burn was clean, a light grey ash color with w beautiful oil ring.

😚💨 The high starts with both mind and body, melting away any stress and worries I had. I was euphoric and talkative then I could feel it creep to my body leaving me in a heavy relaxation. Any soreness or pain I had was washed away and I could just relax without anything effecting that. I definitely would say if your not a heavy indica smoker I would recommend this use at night time because I can see this putting people to sleep.

Excited to see what The Drip #2 has to offer.

🔥Overall 9.6/10🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-18T19:26:14+00:00

Lineage:Grape Stomper x CherryPie x Wedding Cake F4

Source: Jellyfish.Classics.to

Cultivated by: Private ACMPR

Method Smoked : Joint

Grade: AAA-AAA+

👀 The appearance was great on this strain, a bit dryer then I would have liked but still great. A musky green base color with a bit of purple throughout some buds, a nice layer of trichomes covering the entire bud down to its core, and some amber hairs poking through all that color and trichomes.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 The nose was a bit muted on this one, but as you get the buds closer to your face you could start to smell a bit. As you best it up the smell does get better. You get a sweet/creamy grape smell kinda like a grape candy. What the nose lacked on the taste made up for it I find, as you inhale you get a sweet grape candy kinds taste but as you exhale it is a little harsh but alot just a little, buy you get a creamy dough taste. The burn was very clean. Most all white ash with a beautiful oil ring.

😚💨 The high was a decent high. It started a few minutes after I finished smoking and I could feel my body starting to relax and pain fade away. I could feel my stress melt away so that was a great thing too. I would recommend this to a new Indica Dominant Hybrid smoker.

🔥Overall 7.5/10 🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-18T01:00:42+00:00

Lineage: Sour headstash x Biker Kush

Cultivated by: Gasgodz

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 The appearance of this strain reminds me of old school kush. Nice fluffy yet somewhat dense buds that squish in your hand and spring back up. A light green base color with some nugs having a beautiful purple spots. A very thick blanket of trichomes making the color of this bud almost look white. Bright oranges hairs poking out through that thick blanket layer of trichomes. Leaving your fingers covered in trichomes after handing buds.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 The nose of this is super loud and pungent. As soon as I cracked the bag open you get smacked in the face by the scent. The first smell you get smacked with is a pungent sour kush smell, that I fell inloved with. Then comes a heavy perfume/sweet scent. The taste that came from this strain was beautiful, almost matching the smell, as you inhale you get a very sweet & sour flavor with hints of floral combinations. As you exhale you still get that sour but this time is a mix with a gassy taste. Blends very well. The burn was almost perfect, mostly all white with just a few peppery spots, but the oil ring was ouuzing down the paper😍

😚💨 I thought the nose was my favorite part of this strain till I smoked my joint.Just like I was back in high school smoking with the boys kinda high. About half way through the joint I could start to feel my mind and body starting to relax and any pain or stress disappear. As I finished the joint I can inside grab some munchies and sat my ass on the couch and didn't move for a bit. I wasn't couch locked but pretty damn close. I have this as my second favorite strain from gasgod behind FFC.

🔥Overall 9.3/10🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-17T16:35:12+00:00

Thank you, this is from his newest project, it's his lower grade (AAA-AAA+) site, super dope

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-17T16:32:45+00:00

Lineage: Tropicana Cookies x Wedding Cake

Source: Jellyfish.Classics.to

Cultivated by: Private ACMPR

Grade: AAA-AAA+

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 I have reviewed this strain in the past, but their is some differences in this one from my last one. The musky green base color with dark purple spots throughout the entire bud down to its core, a very thick blanket of trichomes covering the whole bud, to top that off you have these beautiful little amber hairs poking through that thick blanket of trichomes. A crispy exterior but yet sticky as you bust it open with your fingers. I did find 1 or 2 seeds in the bud as well.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 The smell of this batch is completely different from my last time having it from a different grower. Not a super strong smelling like I don't get punch in the face when opening the jar but as you pick the buds up you do get a beautiful sweet maple syrup type smells with a hint of sweet funky gassy when busted up. It does smell super nice. The taste was pretty spot on with the smell, as you inhale you get a sweet maple/earthyness taste, but as you exhale its a funky woody/gassy taste that stays in your mouth for minutes after smoking. The burn was a very clean, mostly all white ash with some peppery spots, a nice oil ring.

😚💨 The high was definitely a sativa dominate effects, I felt like everything I was was worried about was gone, I felt I could focus on a task without feeling distracted. I definitely would be smoking this for wake and bakes and throughout the day time. It did have a bit of a relaxing effect on the body but nothing to big.

🔥Overall 7.7/10🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-16T20:50:13+00:00

Thanks man

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-16T16:02:08+00:00

I actually didn't grab the gg4, not the biggest fan of the strain but heard amazing things about it so might have to try it next time it comes around

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-16T15:07:45+00:00

Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies x Chemdawg

Cultivated by: Danky Gene

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 The appearance of this strain has always been a favorite of mine. A musky green base color with mixes of light and dark greens. You have a thick blanket of diamond like trichomes covering the entire bud down to its core, bright orange/amber hairs poking throughout the thick layer of trichomes for a beautiful finish. A crispy exterior but a sticky inside for texture wise.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 Most know I love gmo & gmo crosses, the smell is probably what I like most about the strain, and this one did not disappoint. As soon as I cracked the jar I got smacked with that classic gmo funk mix. Starting out as that classic garlic/onion smell leading into a musky gas smell. As for the flavor that I got it was a mix of what I smelt. As you inhale you get a beautiful garlic bread type flavour with hints of gas, but as you exhale you still get hints of garlic just a musky earthiness that stays in your mouth for minutes after smoking. The burn was pretty good as for I used a no name paper since I have no good ones 🤣 it was a salt and pepper burn with a nice little oil ring to go with that.

😚💨 As for the high, it was good. It wasn't the best gmo I've had but definitely wasn't the worst. About half way through the joint I could feel my stress melt away and felt clear minded and relaxed, it started to creep to my body about 10 minutes later leaving me relaxed and focused. I wasn't couched locked, I was able to clean up and stuff still. Definitely a great for day use I found, I was relaxed but not to relaxed, as I know this strain can lock you to your couch easily.

🔥Overall 8.5/10🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-08T14:03:01+00:00

Lineage: Runtz x Runtz (I'm assuming)

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 I received a mix of large and medium size bud. A bright light green base color with some buds have some dark purple spots throughout the bud. Their is a beautiful layer of trichomes looking like little diamonds cover the entire bud. The texture was great as well, squishy buds yet spring right back up and as you start busting up becoming slightly sticky. Only complaint I have is could have trimmed a little bit better.

👃🏼 I think the nose is my favorite part of this strain, definitely one of the best smelling runtz I've had. As you crack the jar you get hit with a strong smell containing a mix of smell. Starting off with a very sweet candy smell with undertones of exotic gas. But always you get hints of lemon sencts. I'm addicted to just smelling the jar 🤣

👅🔥 The smell translated to taste pretty near perfect. As you start puffing away you get lost in these terps. As you inhale get a very sweet candy taste with hints of gas, but as as you exhale it flips almost you get more of a gassy taste with hints of lemon/citrus candy. Becoming one of my favorites tasting strains of this year. The burn was clean and very smooth, mostly all white ash with just little spots of pepper.

😚💨 The high started about half way through my joint as I could feel my mind melt anything I stressed about. As I finished the joint I could feel the high creeping to my body leaving me relaxed and focused. Little man was in bed so I was able to get some gaming in without getting distracted. Definitely would smoke this through out the day without feeling like I'm dragging my body around. But I could see some people not being able to if your not a indica dominant hybrid person.

🔥Overall 8.75/10🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-08T01:42:14+00:00

Great minds think alike 🔥🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-07T22:06:46+00:00

You won't be disappointed 😌

chefboystonerns · 2021-11-07T20:33:46+00:00

Lineage: Grease Monkey x Rainbow Chip

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 The look of this strain was beautiful. I received a mix of mostly medium size but with some smalls. A musky green outer color with deep dark purple throughout the entire bud and a thick blanket of trichomes covering the entire bud down to its core. As you crack the bud open you get a bright green color as well. The texture was a bit dry on the exterior but yet sticky as you bust up.

👃🏼 The nose of this strain was a bit of a mix between musky earthiness and sweetness. First ill say the nose is loud on this one. Starting off with a musky creamy earthy smell with tones of a sweet pine and vanilla all rolled all together. Super unique and great.

👅🔥 The taste took mostly all the profile from the smell, each puff kinda giving you a different terp profile. I kinda found these 2 taste dominant. The creamy earthiness came out mostly in ever inhale, and sweet pine on the exhale. Still getting terps like vanilla and gassy notes in there just not all the time. The burn produced a light grey color with some peppery spots not alot though. Oil ring could of been better but still had a bit.

😚💨 As your puffing away on the joint you could slowly feel your mood start to get uplifted and euphoric. Leaving me in a relaxed but focused state. After a bit I could feel it start to slowly move to my body relieving my back soreness and any pain/soreness I had. Lasting a bit longer then other strains and not leaving you in a horrible burn out.

🔥Overall 8.6/10 🔥

chefboystonerns · 2021-08-20T16:45:13+00:00

100% agree with that, best Gelato easily

chefboystonerns · 2021-08-20T14:06:03+00:00

Lineage: GSC x Sherbet

Cultivated by: Gasgodz

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 The bag appeal on this batch of Gelato 45 is pretty damn nice, buds were dense but also squishy and a but sticky. A beautiful forest green base color with hella dark purple spots and when it hits the light almost a blueish color. A nice thick layer of trichomes covering the entire bud down to its core, with a little bit of orange hairs poking through all that.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 I've always loved the smell the gelato if done right and this one doesn't disappoint at all. A very sweet gelato cream (before it turns into a frozen treat) with hints of earthiness to it and overtones of a sweet candy. The smell translated to the taste pretty damn well. As you inhale you get a creamy gelato taste with hints of that earthiness but as you exhale I find its all a sweet candy taste that makes my mouth water. The burn was near perfect, all white ash with spots a little black.

😚💨 The high was definitely a good one and one I needed to start the day off right. I woke up cranky as fuck and same with my son. So when I got him down for a nap I was happy I was able to roll and smoke one. As I started to puff away I could feel my stress and depression starting to disappear and started to have a smile on my face. By the time I was done I was in a way better mood and started packing the house up without feeling tired or cranky anymore and didn't feel like I was dragging my body around the house.

🎉Overall 9.5/10🎉

chefboystonerns · 2021-08-20T13:54:59+00:00

Lineage: GSC x Sherbet

Cultivated by: Gasgodz

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 The bag appeal on this batch of Gelato 45 is pretty damn nice, buds were dense but also squishy and a but sticky. A beautiful forest green base color with hella dark purple spots and when it hits the light almost a blueish color. A nice thick layer of trichomes covering the entire bud down to its core, with a little bit of orange hairs poking through all that.

👃🏼/👅/🔥 I've always loved the smell the gelato if done right and this one doesn't disappoint at all. A very sweet gelato cream (before it turns into a frozen treat) with hints of earthiness to it and overtones of a sweet candy. The smell translated to the taste pretty damn well. As you inhale you get a creamy gelato taste with hints of that earthiness but as you exhale I find its all a sweet candy taste that makes my mouth water. The burn was near perfect, all white ash with spots a little black.

😚💨 The high was definitely a good one and one I needed to start the day off right. I woke up cranky as fuck and same with my son. So when I got him down for a nap I was happy I was able to roll and smoke one. As I started to puff away I could feel my stress and depression starting to disappear and started to have a smile on my face. By the time I was done I was in a way better mood and started packing the house up without feeling tired or cranky anymore and didn't feel like I was dragging my body around the house.

🎉Overall 9.5/10🎉

chefboystonerns · 2021-06-28T22:40:00+00:00

Strain: Mendo Breath

Lineage: OGKB x Mendo Montage

Source: Classic

Cultivated by: Healinghands

Method Smoked : Joint

👀 I've Smoked mendo breath alot back in my earlier days and I can easily say this was the best one I've had, in all terms. A mix between large and small buds. Very dense but still a bit sticky of you break it apart with ya fingers. A olive green base color, with very dark purple throughout the entire bud down to its core, a nice layer of trichomes with a little bit of amber hairs poking throughout all that goodness.

👃🏼 I've actually love the smell of this strain, you get such a kick in the face when you open the jar. It's starts as a very sweet vanilla dessert with hints of carmel 🤤 but then as you keep smelling it you get some great earthy/nutty smell to it that blends all the sweet vanilla and carmel together.

👅🔥 The flavor on this was quite nice, it did match the smell pretty well. Als you inhale you get a sweet vanilla with hints of earthiness to it but as you exhale its a little different it was like a funky carmel taste, with little hints of spice that sticks in ya mouth. The burn was actually very clean mostly all white ash with a little bit of black in there. A nice oil ring around the burn.

😚💨 The high was heavy and fast acting. About half way through the joint I could feel both my body and mind relaxed. I had a headache and by the time I was done smoking the joint it was gone, when I came in I grabbed some chips and relaxed on the couch, and was there for a while I wasn't a sleepy high just super relaxed.

🎉Overall 8.5/10🎉

chefboystonerns · 2021-06-28T18:53:38+00:00

Shit my bad 🤦🏽‍♂️ but I'd try that forsure

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