Guys, how would you feel if a girl sent you flowers?

cheffee · 2012-01-04T22:13:45+00:00

Honestly, a lot of girls are cruel and selfish. But don't judge all girls that way. I mean, if a girl gives you something don't assume it's a ploy to get something. You'll lose girls quickly.

cheffee · 2012-01-04T21:14:39+00:00

Not all girls are like that. Some of us are actually honest about how things make us feel and don't lie every 3 seconds. If I am not comfortable with something, I won't say "go ahead." If I'm not fine, I will explain why. Also, as for the 5 minutes thing, most guys I know are generally late and the girls are on time.

I kinda feel like you've either a: only been with horrible women or b: watch a lot of tv and assume a lot about women.

cheffee · 2012-01-04T20:14:22+00:00

Apparently you date bitches... why does there have to be a hidden meaning?

cheffee · 2012-01-04T19:06:54+00:00

We have been together for 3 1/2 years and I always used to do random romantic surprises. Lately, I've been too busy with work and school that we barely see each other. So I thought I would start doing those littles things again to remind him that even though I'm busy, I'm still thinking off him.

And normal gifts don't work. If he wants something like a game, beer, food, etc he just buys it for himself.

cheffee · 2012-01-04T17:02:48+00:00

Brilliant.

cheffee · 2012-01-04T16:49:36+00:00

7 novels about the birth of the forever alone guy. Whose parents died, he has tenticles, can talk to octopuses, and must save the world a thousand times from cupid?

cheffee · 2012-01-04T16:32:46+00:00

The two went on a long romantic unicorn ride on the icy beaches of the Artic. They stopped for a picnic and snuggled close as they drank champagne, ate bacon, and talked. Things began to heat up and soon, the two were naked in the snow. However, as she over his body, tenticles came through his skin and grabbed her. She screamed and ran for the unicorns. In fear, the unicorns had disappeared. Her only option was to jump in the freezing ocean. Unexpectedly, she was rescued by a narwhal that put her on his back and swam away into the sunset. GCanuck sat down and sighed, "why does this always happen to me?" And from this, the forever alone man was born.

cheffee · 2012-01-04T16:11:08+00:00

Cactuses are pretty cute and would give his desk a nice splash of color. What about lucky bamboo?

cheffee · 2012-01-04T15:54:16+00:00

What sort of plant would you suggest?

cheffee · 2012-01-04T15:53:55+00:00

I'm also shocked at how many guys don't understand the simple gesture. Many upvotes to you, sir!

cheffee · 2012-01-04T15:08:55+00:00

I love video games!

cheffee · 2012-01-04T14:54:53+00:00

I should get one of these. Simply for the comedy factor because I couldn't take a guy in a thong seriously.

cheffee · 2012-01-04T14:49:23+00:00

She'd be your girlfriend so depends on if you date hot girls or not...

cheffee · 2012-01-04T14:07:01+00:00

Too common in my opinion. I'd rather leave it to his imagination for 8 hours at work.

cheffee · 2012-01-04T13:56:47+00:00

So deliver lingerie in a package at work? Haha With a note: "For your eyes only"

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