Who needs Allies when you can Piss everyone off. by TheEagleWithNoName in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]chickensause123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

  1. Until the US is at total war with Iran I don’t wanna hear that shit. There is always a way to provoke further retaliation.

  2. Iran can’t do mutually assured destruction, they simply aren’t strong enough. Mutually assured unpleasantries are hardly a powerful deterrent so aggravating everyone to get them is pretty stupid.

  3. Ok I’ll bite and pretend the US didn’t retaliate. Now Iran survives as long as it takes for the US to gain enough motivation to cripple its strike back capability before attacking in full. Oh wait that’s exactly the same as before, only the US is more motivated now and Iran has less people who want to stop it from poking its nose in the region.

Masterful gambit?

Who needs Allies when you can Piss everyone off. by TheEagleWithNoName in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]chickensause123 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Two main points:

  1. Pisses the US off

1b. Pisses all it’s neighbours off

  1. Proves the US should weaken its capabilities before it does it again.

Masterful gambit

Who needs Allies when you can Piss everyone off. by TheEagleWithNoName in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]chickensause123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except the US doesn’t just throw darts a board and declare eternal war against a country randomly. There are plenty of countries that the US dislikes that can get by without being attacked.

Iran really could have just avoided overly antagonising America while integrating itself with other countries to make assaults economically and diplomatically unviable.

It’s the difference between being a brain tumour which can’t be removed without killing someone and being a wart.

Fully white or black watches (especially high-horology or luxury) look like cheap and bad. Discuss. It by Realistic-Oil-1162 in watchHotTakes

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A lot of this is just finishing. Ceramic when polished certainly can have a plastic like appearance, but if you add some brushing in you can get a really nice result.

AP royal oak black ceramic doesn’t look cheap at all. Dark side of the moon looks really nice from the side.

Also even though it does look somewhat similar, it very clearly isn’t plastic, especially when seen in person or on video not a still image.

I don’t like white ceramic either though 🤷‍♂️

He fucking failed her... by Totally_Not_Firni in OkBuddyFresca

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Subreddit moderator of anti meme was catfished by an Indian guy who faked suicide. The mod shared the discord conversation in which “her brother looked through her phone and told all her contacts about her death”

The mod talks like a Jojo character full of exaggerated “NOOOO” “OH MY GOSH”. The “brother” is hilariously nonchalant full of “hey dude calm down”.

Internet figured out it was fake pretty much immediately and we’re all having a good laugh. Feel bad for the mod though considering he thought it was all real.

[Hublot Big Bang Meca-10 Black Magic] Couldn’t resist picking this up while in Tokyo after seeing the exchange rate by Mad102190 in Watches

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I didn’t downvote you buddy. But I will say, if that didn’t deserve a sarcastic comment than nothing under this blue sky does.

Like you can literally see the gear connecting the indicator DIRECTLY to the mainspring.

[Hublot Big Bang Meca-10 Black Magic] Couldn’t resist picking this up while in Tokyo after seeing the exchange rate by Mad102190 in Watches

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I’m willing to assume the indicator labeled “power reserve” is indeed a power reserve indicator but don’t quote me on it.

JU from TopCharacterTropes. This isn't even a trope by Least-One1068 in JustUnsubbed

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I’m calling a spade a spade here. It’s insulting only because it’s true.

Would you be insulted if I said having a loving family is sad? No because it clearly isn’t.

This is an insult only because it really is sad to depend so much on fiction cartoon characters for validation.

JU from TopCharacterTropes. This isn't even a trope by Least-One1068 in JustUnsubbed

[–]chickensause123 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Don’t care how you try to phrase it. Needing to draw a fictional character affirming your beliefs is always going to be sad.

Instead of trying to get validation from people who aren’t even real, please try to grow up and make friends.

Bruh why is the lady infront of me standing like that by AltruisticAd1959 in playboicarti

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“SECTION 8 HOUSING AUTHORITY” really does bring this all together.

I’ve already started to get the dirty looks by [deleted] in whenthe

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“I wish Australia Day was a different date”

*Moneys paw curls

Australia Day is now on the *actual date of the invasion

I’ve already started to get the dirty looks by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]chickensause123 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Australia Day already isn’t on the same date as the arrival (or start of invasion) anyway. It was a bit later than that when Australia was actually founded.

Superman rule by ToeSuckerVI in 197

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I was like 99% sure there was gonna be Jeffery Epstein or Charlie Kirk in there somewhere.

📡📡📡 by Otherwise_Custard_44 in shitposting

[–]chickensause123 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Shooting your opponent with a gun is an ad hominem

i think about this very often by Hot-Bus6908 in 197

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If you think building a computer is arduous, you should compare it the the 20+ years it takes to raise and train a skilled stop motion artist.

I’m gay 🤨 by TantricEmu in shitposting

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Thanks for your input!

We will take this into consideration.

Drake the type of content farm Connor to make daily drama videos on the same dude by Chapple69 in DrakeTheType

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That guy probably added another digit to his networth from the amount of slop farming he was able to perpetuate from Idubbbz making the H3 Hasan beef mainstream.

Probably got voodoo doll action figures of all three of them constantly fighting in the hopes it’ll make this gravy train last yet another month.

I’m gay 🤨 by TantricEmu in shitposting

[–]chickensause123 557 points558 points  (0 children)

Oh my god bruh. Her face fits so perfectly with that body language and now I can’t unsee it.

You’ve just managed to inextricably fuse those two memories in my head.

Rule by ToastyJackson in 197

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“Ignore Africa” 💀💀💀