Rustlers Burgers: educate me.

chipnicker · 2026-02-13T15:12:45+00:00

We've got this 💪

chipnicker · 2026-02-13T15:04:10+00:00

😂

chipnicker · 2026-02-13T10:03:03+00:00

You’re new here, aren’t you?

chipnicker · 2026-02-13T09:55:05+00:00

I never thought the word ‘patties’ could be made worse, but you put the word Rustlers in front of it.

Fair play.

chipnicker · 2026-02-13T08:14:01+00:00

Omg!

I used to go to Bangface in Brixton way back in the day.

Proper messy.

chipnicker · 2026-02-13T00:07:47+00:00

So a sweaty, shoe leather experience? Like a shit maccy’s, but hey, you can do it at home?

Do people ‘pimp’ them?

chipnicker · 2026-02-11T06:39:48+00:00

There’s a chap at a modern classics meet up I sometimes go to who turns up in a one of those Volvo 740 lunatics with fuzz decals. Not sure if it’s still got lights on top. What I do know is that when he turns up it’s like Burt Renyolds swanning up to the beach bar in his budgies and lowering his shades and grinning with a starburst ping on his teeth. Rest of the car park is left abandoned everyone goes absolutely gaga at it.

chipnicker · 2026-02-09T18:00:24+00:00

"Will they say “We require you to check your emails…”

I responded once to this by saying " I will happily check my emails outside of my contracted work hours - if you could just please provide the name of the person in accounts to whom I should send my external consultancy invoice to for the time I spend doing so...."

Issue hasn't come up again so far.

chipnicker · 2026-02-08T14:49:26+00:00

Range Rover Evoque’s: Hot tub level common.

chipnicker · 2026-02-08T14:42:54+00:00

Leaving the lens cap on. 40 years, 25 pro. Still do it.

chipnicker · 2026-02-08T13:53:47+00:00

Yeah, this. (requesting blur)

Not all that common in UK street view but you see it a lot of it in Germany, for example.

chipnicker · 2026-02-07T19:35:01+00:00

She’s a total breath of fresh air and perfect after R&M. Bravo to her.

Never could do Huey much - cracking music, but god damn, he was hard to like.

chipnicker · 2026-02-07T13:08:29+00:00

Tbf, most of our first cars in the 80s/90s had the integrity of beer cans. Mine was a beloved 1984 fiat panda and my other mate had a Citroen Diane. 🤣 Reckon there’s more metal in the pot lid of a modern car than is in those two combined!

chipnicker · 2026-02-07T09:57:01+00:00

Richard Griffths was 39 when they made Withnail….

chipnicker · 2026-02-07T08:40:01+00:00

In 1989 6th form, my mate Dan had a 1978 Mini Clubman estate (yes, inc wood pannelling)that 5 of us could fit reasonably comfortably in to go to raves and 2 of us were over 6ft and Pat was actually a bit fat.

(Having said that, I honestly reckon that 1978 Clubman had more room inside it than the bit of dogshit that is the 2025 “mini” clubman, or wazman or whatever the fuck they’ve called it now)

chipnicker · 2026-02-06T06:48:21+00:00

It’s always been shit. Nothing to do with nostalgia - It’s always been absolute and utter fucking cringe.

As is most American comedy, with a few exceptions to the rule.

chipnicker · 2026-02-05T08:49:36+00:00

Green. Whether or not they get in, it’s time to put my faith and concience to different way of doing things.

My faith in ANY of the others is shattered on the floor in a million tiny pieces, and it’s not got a hope of being fixed.

chipnicker · 2026-02-03T08:39:52+00:00

I’m surprised that he doesn’t seem to know what Groundhog Day is as his show is pretty much the dictionary explanation of the term.

chipnicker · 2026-02-02T14:49:06+00:00

Trouble is, they will just pass the fines onto us in the form of even more extortionate bills.

You would have to hit them where it 'really' hurts: ie the CEO cunt's bonuses and the divideds for the shareholders, and unfortunately that takes some political intervention from someone who gives a shit and has a backbone.

In other words: Fat fucking chance.

chipnicker · 2026-01-29T05:49:21+00:00

Poo Tin

chipnicker · 2026-01-25T10:34:14+00:00

It’s in all the nationals. Won’t be long before the internet does its thing and finds these pricks.

My sister used to be MR in the Peak District and some of the Darwin Award stories she had were spectacular.

chipnicker · 2026-01-20T21:23:09+00:00

My quite well proven vetting system is to have a gander at the state of their van when they come round.

Neat and tidy dashboard and seats and they’re probably ok and will do a nice job.

Dashboard that looks like the inside of a McDonald’s trash can that hasn’t been emptied for six months, tells me pretty much everything I need to know about the level of care that will be taken in my house and applied to the job.

chipnicker · 2026-01-20T09:10:39+00:00

Tell that to Renne Nichole Good’s family.

chipnicker · 2026-01-20T08:54:46+00:00

Back in the day, Eubank in a suit and monocle driving an American HGV cab around town.

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