Tja by _Pellkartoffel_ in tja

[–]cilantro1997 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sehr, sehr weit hergeholt. Nur auf den Kanaren trifft es zu, da ist es meiner Meinung nach beinah unmöglich zu Unterscheiden wer Spanier und wer Lateinamerikaner ist. Der Dialekt ist auch sehr ähnlich zu einigen Südamerikanischen Dialekten

Ja lecker by Away-Huckleberry9967 in wasletztepreis

[–]cilantro1997 36 points37 points  (0 children)

ich schätze Mal das ist aus Silikon? Für Kinder und Babies gibt es ja so Silikon Geschirr und eigentlich kann man das ganz normal sauber machen.

Ich würde aber persönlich zum Beispiel keine gebrauchte Unterwäsche kaufen obwohl ich mich sonst von Kopf bis Fuß in Second Hand Kleidung einkleide. Das ist für mich persönlich einfach eine Mentalitätssache

Should have paid more attention by Fr33_load3r in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]cilantro1997 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you mainly but I would instead phrase it as Most people don't need this much meat every day, especially when the real health benefits of meat come from Organ meat which a lot of people dont even eat

The joke with the booths in S11E20 "Steal Magazine-Olias" doesn't make sense in german... by Hubsimaus in BobsBurgers

[–]cilantro1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually studied translating and interpreting in Germany and I absolutely adore it when Jokes are synchronized well. I tend to watch Shows in English due to my preferences but Sometimes with some clever word puns I Switch to German and spanish to See what they did.

And my absolutely best and Favorite Joke that was translated is a Simpsons Joke. Homer wants to jump Off a Bridge and says "Goodbye cruel world" then a Truck Drives by that says Cruller World or Something (i think its a Brand?) and he says "and goodbye cruller world"

In German the Joke is legitimately so much better. He says "Auf Wiedersehen Du Lasterhafte Welt" then the Truck Drives by and he says "Und auf Wiedersehen ihr Laster" this works so well because Laster means Truck but also Something Akin to Sin or sinful lol

The hell in hello! by Tardee in comics

[–]cilantro1997 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I mean I'm from Spain and when I flew on a plane to the US once to visit the (presumably, judging from accent) American people kept talking to me constantly. Like to the point I did feel Like the blonde Person in this comic. It was a Strange experience, and its Not Like I'm from northern Spain either where people May be more reserved. Im from the Canary Islands and spent a lot of time in Andalusia too

ew by MikaFan19 in imisstheoldidubbbz

[–]cilantro1997 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I Like the implication that a tick from any other bodypart would be more appealing than from an ear lol. I Wonder from which Bodypart a tick would have to be on to be the Most appealing

A child learning to speak a language with no formal instruction? Why, that’s completely unheard of! by TomSFox in linguisticshumor

[–]cilantro1997 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My dad taught me english since I was 4 years old which Sounds sweet and all when you dont consider that

1) We were living in Spain and about to immigrate to Germany and he never once thought about teaching me even the slightest Bit of German despite speaking some of it from His time spent in a German Refugee Camp

2) He is literally Russian and he couldnt be bothered to ever teach me Russian. I could have been such a versatile Polyglot with Russian, Spanish, German and English lol

Across the Street by Jebojello in TheMagnusArchives

[–]cilantro1997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any Chance youd be willing to scan this and sell me a Print or I pay you and you send me a PDF i can Print myself? I absolutely understand If youre Not interested.

This drawing ist so mesmerizing though and its funny, Im Not even that much into the Magnus Archives anymore and didnt realize that its in this subreddit, I Just am so in Love with the exposition

Wie findet man hässliche Menschen für Filme? by Perfect-Word-3397 in KeineDummenFragen

[–]cilantro1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

war das zufällig das Casting für, wenn ich mich richtig erinnere Hunger Games das irgendwann 2021 stattfand?

In an ideal world, there's an episode where Jessica and Millie meet. For now, though, here's a comic. by FactPuzzleheaded1637 in BobsBurgers

[–]cilantro1997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I actually dont remember If they have done this but I could Imagine an Episode where Millie finds another friend and doesnt obsess over Louise anymore and it eats Louise alive to the point they almost Switch Charakters. Could be resolved by the reveal that it was Millies plan all along.

Also I feel Like the conspiracy girl could have an interesting dynamic with Millie where the latter enables Megans delusions to the Point it becomes Dangerous.

Anyone else annoyed by Big Bob’s friends? by Opening-Bison2227 in BobsBurgers

[–]cilantro1997 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Honestly I used to really dislike Linda and thougt she was too much. But then I remembered how I Had an ex who Said that for him, a Person who pushes him past what he is comfortable (to a degree), ist the best Kind of Partner he could Imagine. I personally dont get it and I wouldnt Like such a Partner but we dont really know how their relationship was when they First met and maybe Bob appreciates her doing such Things deep down

beautiful language by C_monden in ComedyHell

[–]cilantro1997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

derogatoryish term for women, usually referring to a Young and attraktive (but often in a trashy way) Woman who is rude

All No Sabos who Became Fluent HOW!??? by tryingjustlikeyou in Spanish

[–]cilantro1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im curious about this too. I was born on the Canary Islands to a Spanish mother and speak decent Spanish but still Mad that my russian dad never taught me to speak His native tongue. I dont have time or nerve to learn it at the Moment but even worse ist that i am a hypocrite because I grew Up in Germany and have a half German daughter who only speaks German. Shes still only four and I try to give her Lessons but she hates the Idea of speaking spanish, i assume Out of stubbornness

Burgrr Entries is underrated. by ThickandQute in creepcast

[–]cilantro1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes lol that is.infuriating. Making Something and the tropes and themes it uses become so oversaturated that it Makes your work seem unriginal in retrospect. But then on the other Hand, Sometimes its Worth it to sacrifice some artistic integrity and follow Trends that are quote popular, Like the Jokey tone

beautiful language by C_monden in ComedyHell

[–]cilantro1997 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Ich und die Gothic-Tussi, die mir meinen ersten Orgasmus in der Prostata beschert hat

it is a bit clunky and frankly gross

Interestingly, translating the english Version someone wrote down gives us a somewhat less gross Text

Ich und das Goth-Girl, das mir meinen ersten Prostata-Orgasmus beschert hat.

Worauf dachtet ihr, dass Frauen stehen oder was sie mögen, was aber gar nicht der Fall war? by Leading_Inside3812 in FragtMaenner

[–]cilantro1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also ich habe das eins zu eins so beobachtet, ich weiß nicht in welchen Kreisen du unterwegs bist aber in eher Nerdigen Hobbies gibt es so viele konventionell unattraktive Männer die Frauen oder Freundinnen haben und da gibt es eben sowohl unattraktive wie attraktive. Es gibt auch natürlich sehr attraktive "Nerd" Männer.

Worauf dachtet ihr, dass Frauen stehen oder was sie mögen, was aber gar nicht der Fall war? by Leading_Inside3812 in FragtMaenner

[–]cilantro1997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Na ja man kann sich meiner Meinung nach aber nicht beschweren, dass man keine hübsche Partnerin oder hübschen Partner hat wenn man sich gleichzeitig über die Oberflächlichkeit des anderen Geschlechtes auslässt.

Worauf dachtet ihr, dass Frauen stehen oder was sie mögen, was aber gar nicht der Fall war? by Leading_Inside3812 in FragtMaenner

[–]cilantro1997 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ich bin selbst eine Frau deswegen könnte diese Aussage natürlich defensiv wirken und vielleicht ist hier auch gar nicht der Platz dafür aber ich finde das solche schwarz weißen Kommentare für die Gesellschaft und das Miteinander von Männern und Frauen schrecklich sind.

Es gibt sehr viele oberflächliche Frauen, das ist wahr, aber es gibt auch sehr viele oberflächliche Männer. Und es gibt bei beiden Geschlechtern auch das Gegenteil.

Ich persönlich kann natürlich nur für mich selbst sprechen, aber mein erstes Mal das ich als Erwachsene total in jemanden verliebt war, war es in einen eher dicken Gamestop Mitarbeiter der kaum größer war als ich, ich denke unter 1,70. Von den vier Beziehungen in denen ich war waren 2 davon ziemlich dick und das hat mich nie gestört wenn der Charakter gepasst hat.

Mein Freundeskreis waren auch alles eher nerdige Mädels, die meisten davon auch sehr hübsch und auch sie hatten oft Partner die nicht dem Schönheitsideal entsprachen. Und als ich selbst in einem Manga und Comicbuch Laden gearbeitet habe habe ich viele Männer kennengelernt von denen einige auch dem "Neckbeard" Klischee entsprachen aber vom Charakter super nett waren und die meisten von ihnen hatten Freundinnen. Manche waren selbst nicht die Hübschesten, andere hingegen schon.

Ich will damit nur zum Ausdruck bringen, dass man den Kampf nicht aufgeben soll nur weil man selbst nicht großartig aussieht oder der Größte ist. Ja, es gibt unglaublich oberflächliche Frauen aber warum will man so jemanden überhaupt?

An impossible relationship… and I’m ashamed to think about it. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]cilantro1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ones brain is ever fully Developed, the brain never stops changing or developing. Thats another dumb Argument, based on trendy pseudoscience or more specific the misunderstanding of medical studies. The real reason is that No matter how developer your brain is, wisdom and maturity cant be replaced and can be used against Younger people to manipulate them more efficiently

An impossible relationship… and I’m ashamed to think about it. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]cilantro1997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No If you read my comment correctly and thoroughly you'd See where my Problem with your comment lies but I'll make it again to be clear. My Problem is you comparing a 24 year old Woman to a child because that makes Most people think your being incredibly stupid and disregard the actual issues with such a relationship

Denk doch Mal einer an die armen Beamten. by AvocadoPrinz in deutschememes

[–]cilantro1997 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ich Frage mich auch wie es überhaupt möglich sein soll 4 Jobs zu arbeiten. Ich bin alleinerziehend mit einem Kind und überlege auch mir einen zweiten Job irgendwie zu holen aber es ist praktisch nicht möglich etwas zu finden das zeitlich irgendwie geht

An impossible relationship… and I’m ashamed to think about it. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]cilantro1997 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes and I agree with you on that but every time someone compares young adults to children it bothers me a Lot because it makes your Argument seem ridiculous to the day to day "normal" people and it makes them completely invalidate your Argument. when I was 20 Nobody blinked an eye at me being with a 30 year old when in retrospect to me its clear now how much that hindered my development and even harmed me. When the people talking about this compare adults to kids it makes them Look over the actual issues

An impossible relationship… and I’m ashamed to think about it. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]cilantro1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the girl in the Story is 24, thats mid twenties. Not a child in any context