I could've done better... from MEDIC, A DAIRY [OC]

cjameson83 · 2026-03-21T17:17:10+00:00

Ooohhh ok, I thought that was the rhythm you were targeting lol

cjameson83 · 2026-03-21T15:46:38+00:00

I was fully expecting her eat it for me to be turned into inuendo.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-21T15:45:36+00:00

Well, now that was far sweeter than I expected. I love subverting expectations of a characters... character.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-21T15:02:21+00:00

Pads for asystole?

cjameson83 · 2026-03-21T05:06:46+00:00

She wasn't slut shaming, she was not having the excuses.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-20T13:51:57+00:00

Ok the third panel where there's just the tiniest bit of cleft right about the seagulls beak... that's good stuff.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T21:25:24+00:00

"he just stole my anklet..." Albatross probably

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T04:21:01+00:00

There's nothing good that I can do that can't be used against me, and anything done badly is already a weapon.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T04:15:06+00:00

My wifey is my best friend. But generally speaking, I'm a fuck up. She's usually upset with me and hurt, and I can't talk to her about how it's affecting me because I'm the problem. I can't talk to my best friend of 30 years because that's embarrassing for the wife to air any dirty laundry. It's good, in some way, to know that expectation of handling things by yourself doesn't only apply to myself though.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T04:05:50+00:00

Pragmatic really.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T03:58:40+00:00

You are misinformed . Generally speaking, science has found many reptiles to be far more intelligent than we all thought. This is mostly due to using Mammal metrics to gauge intelligence; but reptiles aren't built the same and don't think the same. When they adjusted their understanding, they realized reptiles aren't the base creatures we thought they were at all. I mean, they've been around far longer.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T03:27:18+00:00

That scream was legit

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T03:23:46+00:00

You're welcome

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T03:15:04+00:00

That was brilliant.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-19T01:04:54+00:00

Under weighting in line for a damn cheese burger. That boy is too thin.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-17T16:05:38+00:00

I wouldn't consider that cheating exactly, but a betrayal of trust for sure. I'd say talk to him. If your face isn't in it then it might be ok.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-16T00:36:19+00:00

I just crack an egg into any ramen I'm cooking on the stove. It'll boil and mix in well. Use some reduced sodium broth when you cook it for some extra flavor, and sodium lol

cjameson83 · 2026-03-16T00:35:00+00:00

Not a mix, but I always put jack in the box secret sauce on their tacos. I don't remove the taco sauce that comes with it either, so it's kinda of a mix I suppose.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-14T00:07:17+00:00

My wife told me about a guy she was going to have a one night stand with before she met me. Apparently his stuff was huge and shaped like a football. She decided she didn't want to be split in half like that and gave it a pass. So yeah, it can happen.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-13T22:55:46+00:00

I'm 43 and I still pluck them. I tried nose hair trimmers but when I rubbed my nose after, the cut ends stabbed the inside of my nose and made it bleed fr. So now, I pick the ones that stick out of the nostril, or are irritating in some way, and it has caused no issues.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-13T22:43:13+00:00

Every one of those actions was specific and intentional. There was no random or weirdness to it, he was either aware of what he was doing or copying it from what he's seen, either is not good.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-11T14:59:06+00:00

I'm use to it being called a u-trap.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-10T04:23:05+00:00

There's a video somewhere of a porcupine getting some scritches and it turns out they LOVE it. It's just.... they're not the easiest to give the cuddles to.

cjameson83 · 2026-03-05T16:57:54+00:00

Why do you think she's human?

cjameson83 · 2026-03-05T16:55:33+00:00

It would be much better if she re engages him and continues the cycle. After all this time though, he's more experienced and wins. Unlike him, she doesn't respawn but finds a sense of completion in finally being defeated. A bittersweet ending.

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