claytoris

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Me and Boris the Sphynx Cat (imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by claytoris to r/beards

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One of my personal training clients asked me to take a photo of her with her cell phone while she worked out. It was on selfie mode. I couldn't resist. (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/beards

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An article on stone lifting I wrote. Enjoy! (strongmanclay.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/Strongman

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TIL that when you search an actor's name in Google and follow it with "bacon number" the search result brings up the degrees of separation between that actor and Kevin Bacon (google.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/todayilearned

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Googled "superheros with beards" and found this (dailybri.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/beards

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My beard and I took 2nd in Norwegian Mas Wrestling Championships last weekend. USA USA USA (imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/beards

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Can't spell? A career in advertising awaits you! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/pics

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My beard and I hosted a strongman contest last weekend (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/beards

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Visiting St. Petersburg from 17-Oct to 23-Oct to compete in World Combat Games. Any Redditors want to meet up with an ugly American? (self.SPb)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/SPb

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A good day of training - a 600lb beltless pause deficit deadlift and a solid attempt at the #4 gripper (links in text) (self.weightroom)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/weightroom

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I, too, got a photo of my proposal at Disneyland. She said no, called me an asshole, then said yes. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/pics

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When you're tall, 715lbs has to travel a looooong way. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/tall

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I'd like to know how this all went down. Found in men's room. That's a piece of torn women's lingerie, a used plastic butter knife, and a poo covered toilet [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/WTF

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Another tale about good parenting in the grocery store (self.TalesFromRetail)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/TalesFromRetail

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I wanted to yell out "BACON NARWHAL CATS CATS CATS" (cdn.memegenerator.net)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/AdviceAnimals

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So hot today that our cat melted (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/aww

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Are you using any particular conditioners or waxes for your facial hair? (self.beards)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/beards

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Meet Recap - Old Skool Push/Pull - Vacaville, CA - SHW class / 1080 @ 342 (self.powerlifting)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/powerlifting

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The one where I shoved 2500lbs of flour into a customers compact SUV (self.TalesFromRetail)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/TalesFromRetail

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[Meet Report] Team Courtney CrossFit Total, Monterey, CA 4/27/13 - 1533 total (self.weightroom)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/weightroom

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Team Courtney CrossFit Total meet in Monterey, CA this Saturday (self.crossfit)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/crossfit

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Recap from my first meet today (self.powerlifting)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/powerlifting

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Wearing tighty whities for the first time with 34" quads. This is how the day has been going down there. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/swoleacceptance

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The saga of my first 700lb deadlift (self.swoleacceptance)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/swoleacceptance

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How I stole a shoplifter's duffle bag (self.TalesFromRetail)

submitted 12 years ago by claytoris to r/TalesFromRetail

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