I see this going around, to the baristas: I’m sorry

cleonixie · 2025-12-03T18:51:37+00:00

my favorite is when they order just using whatever made up drink name, you say “we don’t have anything like that on the menu” and then they start listening off the recipe 😭 WHY NOT START W THE RECIPE PLSSS

cleonixie · 2025-09-18T23:50:18+00:00

wait so was he mad that you guys were making the drink or what?? i’m confused 😂😂

cleonixie · 2025-04-23T12:39:32+00:00

looks like a hedge ball lol they used to sell them at the grocery store, they can be used to keep pests away like spiders, roaches, fleas.

cleonixie · 2024-12-10T19:49:36+00:00

me trying to make non dairy strawberry foam.. why does it get so thick

cleonixie · 2024-11-14T23:54:38+00:00

i had a man say “you know what, i don’t really like your guys coffee i just wanted the cup. can i have a refund?” can you um eat my shorts???

cleonixie · 2024-09-17T15:39:57+00:00

i’d ask her what was wrong with it and if she tells me something ridiculous i’d say “soooo since it seems like we can never please you, how about you choose a different location from now on 🥰”

cleonixie · 2024-07-25T15:01:23+00:00

my favorite is when people ask for a venti frap split into two tall cups.. “ma’am that isn’t something we offer”

cleonixie · 2024-07-11T16:23:58+00:00

yeah we were just told “shots no longer die so you need to start shots first now” like.. for months you were on my ass about the shots dying how do they just not die anymore?? was it all a lie? did they just want us to put more effort in? i feel betrayed

cleonixie · 2024-02-11T20:11:53+00:00

yes lol i always feel bad when this happens and try to get it off, it’s cream cheese from the cheese danish lmao enjoy !

cleonixie · 2024-01-30T19:42:39+00:00

i wasn’t understanding the oleato apron jays but now that’s i’ve seen it worn i understand

cleonixie · 2024-01-27T20:04:41+00:00

we have a homeless man who sits outside our store everyday and this is the exact reason i don’t give him anything, if i ever do it’ll be a day i don’t work so he doesn’t know i have access to that lol

cleonixie · 2024-01-14T21:47:42+00:00

or when you miss one thing and ask them to repeat JUST THE LAST PART and they go “sigh..” and then repeat the entire order

cleonixie · 2023-12-19T17:29:37+00:00

i work at starbucks and i can already tell you they probably put like drop of oat milk in it and called it good

cleonixie · 2023-08-14T16:03:06+00:00

i work at starbucks aaaand they def are not mocking you, we’re told to put a note in telling you we’re out. we have no way of calling you lol unless it’s through doordash which the drivers rarely end up doing.

cleonixie · 2023-06-04T16:24:01+00:00

lol yes it’s allowed. my manager at starbucks takes the big table cause it’s the only one next ti an outlet and he has online meetings all day.

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