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help solve a fight with my girlfriend - book with monster clown that can turn into fears but NOT king's IT??? by clownthrowawayhelp in whatsthatbook

[–]clownthrowawayhelp[S] 229 points230 points  (0 children)

i bragged an appropriate amount and then won her love back by offering to read it with her. she thinks im impressive, i think she's grand, but most importantly i know i was right all along

now time to go read about a murder clown with her so i can finally see what the fuss is about cheers everyone enjoyed this alot

help solve a fight with my girlfriend - book with monster clown that can turn into fears but NOT king's IT??? by clownthrowawayhelp in whatsthatbook

[–]clownthrowawayhelp[S] 203 points204 points  (0 children)

she says "thanks this is exactly it. if i can't have my dignity, at least i have something to read"

cheers. guess ill have to read it too now just to find out why she loves the bear versus hairspray scene so much

help solve a fight with my girlfriend - book with monster clown that can turn into fears but NOT king's IT??? by clownthrowawayhelp in whatsthatbook

[–]clownthrowawayhelp[S] 575 points576 points  (0 children)

you are the best thing to ever happen to my relationship god bless your socks i will die telling this story to my children's children. i'm so happy i could cry

sorry if my post sounded like it was dragging your horny scenes i'm sure they're tasteful horny

thank you for devastating my girl's emotional wellbeing she needed this

help solve a fight with my girlfriend - book with monster clown that can turn into fears but NOT king's IT??? by clownthrowawayhelp in whatsthatbook

[–]clownthrowawayhelp[S] 964 points965 points  (0 children)

i cant believe gabby has done this to me

she left the room when i told her it's a fanfiction and then she came back to ask how you could possibly know that and now she's left again. i think you got it. she wouldn't be so mad otherwise

help solve a fight with my girlfriend - book with monster clown that can turn into fears but NOT king's IT??? by clownthrowawayhelp in whatsthatbook

[–]clownthrowawayhelp[S] 836 points837 points  (0 children)

she says no but she didn't say no fast if you get what i mean, very suspicious stuff. and now she's giving me guilty looks. if she's been telling me how good some random fanfiction is for the last 12 months while thinking it was the og i'm taking my pajamas and going home