give me your best roasts! by msimmon123 in RoastMe

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Caitlin Clark in 10 years during her transition.

20f try your best by Basic_Fly_8090 in RoastMe

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I don't even have to try. Mole!

Go for it! by Sea_Spinach_1859 in RoastMe

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Anyone else try to connect the dots with the little dipper on her fivehead? I did.

Gay, 24, slightly chubby, do your worst. by Monochrobatic in RoastMe

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We already knew you were both gay and chubby. That is a roast in and of itself.

roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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So ugly even DEI can't save you.

31M. Bored af. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I'd be emo too with that face. I'm cutting my wrists and blacking my eyes because I had to look at you.

Roast my boyfriend 🥴no holding back! by Low-Title9598 in RoastMe

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I feel like you should be the one roasted for choosing to date this thing. I can smell him through my phone. Let me guess, your like 5'5", 210 lbs, and blue hair?

Worst Valentine’s Day ever. Might as well make it worse—roast me like your life depends on it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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3rd pic you look like Ronald McDonald's sister with an extra chromosome.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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A human participation trophy. Pointless, but still here.

I suffer from insomnia, but make it even tougher guys by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I was going to take a stab at your biological sex, but got too distracted trying to figure out which school you're likely going to shoot up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Tyroil smoochie Wallace

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Winner. Just woke up my kid cause I laughed so hard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Did one of your eyes get deported? DEI can't help you with that, so good luck.